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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 1:55 pm
 


FFS people close to me piss me off at times! Friend had a knee replacement, right at the start of the wave. He calls me around 1:00 pm whining he's been sitting in the scorchimg car in the hospital parking lot for 6 hours waiting for her to get out. She 'said' she'd be discharged that day.
too cheap and shy to even ask if he could stay a little late in his hotel. Too unadventurous to go somewhere in Prince George and DO something to kill time. She's got a phone, he's got one (typical fopr a hill billy, a flip phone) she can call when it's time.
He ends up waiting there another three hours! Plus went there in a pissy little Ford Focus to save gas. Told him to get the nurses to help her in, call when they're back in town and I'd get the volunteer Extraction team with the jaws of life to get her out.
So FFS they get home and a day later phone to see if I know of an air conditioner for sale... she's swelling. Then goes on FB about it....
Yesterday she's in Emergency - blood clot in leg. They stop by as we're in the shady carport and we see the walker he got her. It looks like the bottom half of a 1950's high chair for kids. No wheels, no seat, looks like something they gave to a War Amp after WW1.... offered my fridge dolly. He could weld a seat halfway up and wheel her about like Hannibal Lecter rather than make her hobble about.
Couple hours later the Hospital calls, asks how I'm doing in the heat. Figured it was a Seniors Outreach program, which it was. But I was kind of insulted because I'm not fucking helpless, I like heat and I could go for a swim at the end of the block FFS. More worried about the dog than me FFS.
They had a donated window air conditioner someone was offering to a needy senior.
So I immediately thought of the friends that were just there and the shit they're going through, gave them her and number.
And the fucking wife gives me shit, you gave away a free air conditioner to THEM? Wah, I'm hot too!!!
And I snapped - they NEED one and we only WANT one FFS. She didn't speak to me for an hour.
Thought about that myself. I didn't even think of me until she said that. Soon as I heard free air conditioner, they came to mind.
Something an old gf said once, I'd never come to anything because I never thought of myself first. Which isn't exactly true. Only when other's needs exceed my wants.
Fuck, am I nuts or are they?


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 02, 2021 3:09 pm
 


You're not fucking nuts herbie. You have a good heart is all.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 04, 2021 11:36 am
 


Fuck. Not my first bout of pneumonia, but holy fuck fever dreams! I did not remember them being this intense. And worse, continuous! Wake up because I'm too hot, cool down, go back to sleep and continue with the same dream for an hour till I'm too hot again.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2021 1:41 pm
 


Fuck I'm tired of living with a FOOD HOARDER!!
She acts like she's still a Mom raising teenagers but there's only TWO of of us now, we're fucking old and don't eat or want portions like we did at 30... Jeez.
And worst of all she works meat and deli at the supermarket. Never, ever looks at the price per kilo and a good deal means the pkg looks big and it isn't $35 or more.
Get something out for dinner FFS, bye.
SO half an hour of digging in the small freezer (first thing she ever did was remove the separator rack and throw it away) I find TEN frozen steaks. A pork roast to feed 12 ppl, stuff stuffed and tied in garbage bags you can't see into.
Bought a new fridge and I said fuck it, I'm not poor and bought one way bigger than the one she picked out. If I open the door, things fall out. There's pkg of EIGHTEEN brioche buns that were ON SALE. For two of us. And a freezer so full there's no room to freeze some.
Took out a small piece of pork, some beef ribs to defrost for the next 2 days, then noticed I'll be using the leftover chicken breasts she cooked last night. She assumed a friend might drop in for dinner and cooked 4 huge ones, so there's a ton leftover. I hate chicken breast, no shit I'd rather eat tofu than that tasteless stringy crap. Chop it all up for butter chicken or thin slices for clubhouses?
Shit, when I met her I was 120 lbs heavier spent all day climbing on towers, roofs and hiking to radio sites and had teeth that didn't crumble.
Now that fucking Covid restrictions are ending, gonna invite ppl for dinner every chance I get just to use up all this food.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2021 2:08 pm
 


herbie herbie:
Now that fucking Covid restrictions are ending, gonna invite ppl for dinner every chance I get just to use up all this food.

I'm usually free on Thursdays. [B-o]


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2021 2:14 pm
 


Please send your address. I shall assist with this food "problem" you are having.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 12:12 am
 


$1:
Conservation officers issued more than $25,000 worth of fines last week after catching people breaking B.C.'s campfire ban – even as the province was grappling with a growing number of raging wildfires.

The government implemented the ban on June 30, citing the record-breaking summer heat that has elevated the wildfire risk to extreme in many areas of B.C.

But that risk apparently wasn't enough to convince some campers to make alternative cooking arrangements.

The B.C. Conservation Officer Service said 22 tickets for violating the campfire ban were issued from July 1 to 4, with the highest number being dished out in the South Coast and Kootenay regions.

At $1,150 per ticket, the fines total $25,300.

https://bc.ctvnews.ca/b-c-campers-fined ... -1.5498857

As far as I'm fucking concerned the fine should be $10,000 or more. Funds that can go towards the tremendous costs involved with dealing with these wildfires.

It's unreal that there are people that fucking stupid, arrogant and selfish to build a campfire under the existing conditions.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 11:37 am
 


I'm sorry to point out that a year and a half of Covid has proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that there are many, many people out there that stupid.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 3:44 pm
 


Well, the latest and greatest Windows update took it upon itself to reset all my font size and zoom settings, which I had enlarged to assist my aging eyes. So I get to go through all my bookmarks and reset them all one by one because I can't fucking remember how to do it one time only through the main settings tab. And I don't even know if that's an option at all because getting rid of things in this goddamn system that are actually useful is something goddamn fucking Microsoft loves to do all the fucking time.

Have I ever mentioned how much I absolutely hate fucking computers and wish the c*********g things had never been invented? And a massive amount of that sentiment is caused by the biggest software empire on the planet doing shit like this without even bothering to ask what the user wants done?

FUCK! [B-o]

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 7:31 pm
 


Thanos Thanos:
Well, the latest and greatest Windows update took it upon itself to reset all my font size and zoom settings, which I had enlarged to assist my aging eyes. So I get to go through all my bookmarks and reset them all one by one because I can't fucking remember how to do it one time only through the main settings tab. And I don't even know if that's an option at all because getting rid of things in this goddamn system that are actually useful is something goddamn fucking Microsoft loves to do all the fucking time.

Have I ever mentioned how much I absolutely hate fucking computers and wish the c*********g things had never been invented? And a massive amount of that sentiment is caused by the biggest software empire on the planet doing shit like this without even bothering to ask what the user wants done?

FUCK! [B-o]

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Bill fucking Microsoft for Lasik surgery.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 10:28 pm
 


Normally I don't jump on the death-to-Microsoft bandwagon. Then they do something like this and I end up wanting to burn them all to the fucking ground. I had all my settings just perfect and now they're all fucked up. Aargh! Image


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2021 7:15 pm
 


Two things I fucking hate about Star Trek: Enterprise...
...the theme music
...couldn't they turn the lights on so we see what's happening

Two things I fucking love about Star Trek: Enterprise...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:18 am
 


Fuck it said updating was to clean up and fix for bugs. Yeah it might have done that but it also moved the pay wall! Now if I want the data I was using I have to give them 7 a month or 50 a year. So now in my so called spare time I have to figure out if it’s important to me or if I can find an other app that will give similar data!! Fuck I don’t have time for this I hate change!!


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:44 am
 


Fuck pay walls. Fuck phone apps in general.


Why are people so fucking stupid? Got this text this morning "Hello Gorgeous! How are you this morning?" from a number similar to mine but unknown to me. I know this fucking story. So I texted "wrong number". And on came the fucking questions. Who am I then? Why did I call them? I told them to piss off. They got upset because they messaged someone who they though wanted to swallow hot cum, told them to piss off. "Language!". Fuck off you fucking noob. Perhaps you should have stuck to a land line. I don't have the fucking time to deal with every asshole who falls for porn scams.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 8:16 pm
 


Oh fuck!!! What the fuck do you say to a friend who has lost faith in everything? She went to the doctor they checked her blood pressure with one of those machines that takes it a number of times. The cuff pinched blood blister and bruises. They said her number was 205 over 133. She said she was fine except for stress. He asked her about it then interrupted to say he had other people to see. Then tried to give her blood pressure medication that she refused. I’m being to think this is a really sucky way to commit suicide. Fuck with the way her life is going she would survive but worse!!! I already managed to get her vaccinated but idk what to do now. Knock her unconscious and taking her to the er and telling them she was having chest pain’s might work. Unfortunately it’s frowned upon. Idk and did I mention fuck!


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