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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:46 am
 


Instead of the proposed North American Union, why don't we move the Canadian border south to include Florida, skip Texas, include Hawaii in short annex the USA.

This will leave out the drug lords, give the PM the White House and give every former Americans a bottle of Molson when they sign Canadian citizenship papers.

Canadian will become a superpower in one stroke and and the American will sweep away a group of asshole corrupt politicians in the same stroke.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:53 am
 


I love it.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:36 am
 


Me 2, but I think they will destroy what this country is...


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:42 am
 


What aboot Alaska? :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:26 pm
 


PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:
What aboot Alaska? :lol:


If they voted in Palin as their Gov. and they still have her living there, the US can keep them.... I don't want her screwy ass getting into our politics, our's is bad enough.

And why would any of us want to annex the US? Look at how they're freaking over universal health care of all things?

If they had to live a week in our country with our laws and our way of life, their heads would explode.

Take their guns away or make them have to get training/license for them, and many would hide in their closets, rocking back and forth, crying and sobbing about being defenseless.

Honestly, they wouldn't know what to do with themselves.

And I wouldn't start any plans for invasion until we have a few nukes under our belts as well.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:29 pm
 


And do we REALLY want West Virginia??? :lol: Or Mississippi, or Alabama? or...or..


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:44 pm
 


yep, screw the union: we annex Hawaii, Puerto Rico and all the pacific islands territories.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:26 pm
 


Proculation Proculation:
yep, screw the union: we annex Hawaii, Puerto Rico and all the pacific islands territories.


Now you're talking.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:27 pm
 


Euhm, sweety... If you do that, ticketprices will get skyhigh to our beautiful holiday destinations... Flying in Canada is WAY more expensive than flying in the US...


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:31 pm
 


"The Mouse That Roared"


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:40 pm
 


Really dude?

Really?


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:42 pm
 


Really. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053084/


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:45 pm
 


lol not you Bart, the OP.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:18 pm
 


Chagrin Chagrin:
lol not you Bart, the OP.


Thanks!

Every now and again someone in Canada runs this idea up the flagpole and I almost always say, "Why not?"

330 million people would suddenly be on Canadian subsidized health care.

Ottawa would take over our national debt.

We'd get the schadenfreude of watching the Mexicans and Quebecers go at it over who is the more racist? The francophones who are intolerant of Spanish speakers or the Spanish speakers who are intolerant of francophones?

About 600 US Indian tribes would get to press land claims against Ottawa.

And I'd finally get a Timmie's in Sacramento. [drool]


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:21 pm
 


Fear Not Bart. Timmy's is gonna take over North America soon. They're already making inroads in the states [B-o]


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