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 Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:06 pm
I was perusing kijiji and came across this one. For real! And the pic actually accompanies the ad. Attachment: 
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Date Listed 10-Feb-12 Last Edited 10-Feb-12 Address Edmonton, AB, Canada View map Looking for 2 outrageously hot chicks to dress up like redneck sluts and accompany 2 fine gentlemen (also lookin mighty redneck) to the Monster Trucks, your tickets will be paid for. Immediately thought of Strutz & Brenda. Go for it Ladies. Why, ya never know maybe this could turn out really, really swell for ya! 
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:47 pm
What's the matter Yogi, couldn't get a date? 
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:03 pm
raydan wrote: What's the matter Yogi, couldn't get a date? kijiji's not a dating site. Found this in the 'want' ads. Kinda stuck out. ![[B-o]](./images/smilies/drinkup.gif "Drink up")
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:48 pm
Yogi wrote: I was perusing kijiji and came across this one. For real! And the pic actually accompanies the ad. Looking for 2 outrageously hot chicks to dress up like redneck sluts and accompany 2 fine gentlemen (also lookin mighty redneck) to the Monster Trucks, your tickets will be paid for. Immediately thought of Strutz & Brenda. Go for it Ladies. Why, ya never know maybe this could turn out really, really swell for ya! Yogi, Yogi, Yogi  Have reviewed my wardrobe and have determined that I simply have nothing to wear that would qualify me as a redneck slut. Guess I'll have to (regrettably) pass on the opportunity. Damn! Paid for Monster Truck tics too! Thanks for thinking of me though, especially for thinking I might be hot enough for this fine gentleman.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:10 pm
Strutz wrote: Yogi wrote: I was perusing kijiji and came across this one. For real! And the pic actually accompanies the ad. Looking for 2 outrageously hot chicks to dress up like redneck sluts and accompany 2 fine gentlemen (also lookin mighty redneck) to the Monster Trucks, your tickets will be paid for. Immediately thought of Strutz & Brenda. Go for it Ladies. Why, ya never know maybe this could turn out really, really swell for ya! Yogi, Yogi, Yogi Have reviewed my wardrobe and have determined that I simply have nothing to wear that would qualify me as a redneck slut. Guess I'll have to (regrettably) pass on the opportunity. Damn! Paid for Monster Truck tics too! Thanks for thinking of me though, especially for thinking I might be hot enough for this fine gentleman. Such a genuine & perhaps even once in a lifetime oportunity Strutz. I share in your sorrow!  
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Brenda
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:16 pm
No worries! It is almost Carnaval in The Netherlands (google it), so I have NO problem dressing up. I am sure I can find a slutty redneck-chick outfit somewhere here, so I'll be there! Bring Booze! (A LOT!!!  ) Oh, and no funny things! Look, no touchy!
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:16 pm
Yogi wrote: And I owe you one!
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:18 pm
Brenda wrote: No worries! It is almost Carnaval in The Netherlands (google it), so I have NO problem dressing up. I am sure I can find a slutty redneck-chick outfit somewhere here, so I'll be there! Bring Booze! I'm quite sure that we could do better than Monster Trucks Brenda. Let's wait for a better offer! And let THEM bring the booze!
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Brenda
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:36 pm
Strutz wrote: Brenda wrote: No worries! It is almost Carnaval in The Netherlands (google it), so I have NO problem dressing up. I am sure I can find a slutty redneck-chick outfit somewhere here, so I'll be there! Bring Booze! I'm quite sure that we could do better than Monster Trucks Brenda. Let's wait for a better offer! And let THEM bring the booze! Oh come on! What's wrong with a little sleazy redneck fun while waiting for Mr. Right? And they better bring booze, or I will get back on my trike and get the heck outta there! 
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:41 pm
Strutz wrote: Yogi wrote: And I owe you one! Attachment: 
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:43 pm
Sure do like yer trike, Bren. Maybe I will go out with you afterall!
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Brenda
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:45 pm
Yogi wrote: Sure do like yer trike, Bren. Maybe I will go out with you afterall! I figured! Bring Booze! And LOTS of it! I ride that thing WAY better when drunk. Btw, the one driving me around, is my cousin/baby-daddy. He is innocent tho, he will let me go out with you
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:03 pm
Brenda wrote: Yogi wrote: Sure do like yer trike, Bren. Maybe I will go out with you afterall! I figured! Bring Booze! And LOTS of it! I ride that thing WAY better when drunk. Btw, the one driving me around, is my cousin/baby-daddy. He is innocent tho, he will let me go out with you Cool! I'll bring a few gallon jugs of Sparkling Cherry Jack. ( Known around these parts as 'panty remover'! ) That's a good thang that he's yer Cuz. Cuz he out-weighs me by about 200lb!
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:15 pm
Brenda wrote: Strutz wrote: Brenda wrote: No worries! It is almost Carnaval in The Netherlands (google it), so I have NO problem dressing up. I am sure I can find a slutty redneck-chick outfit somewhere here, so I'll be there! Bring Booze! I'm quite sure that we could do better than Monster Trucks Brenda. Let's wait for a better offer! And let THEM bring the booze! Oh come on! What's wrong with a little sleazy redneck fun while waiting for Mr. Right? And they better bring booze, or I will get back on my trike and get the heck outta there! Yur right... they might just have them a couple of friends (that have dentists)
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:58 am
Meh, Strutz strikes me as more of a "tractor pull girl"
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