[MrMagicMan]

If you could go back to one distant battle in time wielding a weapon of your choice (other than a nuclear bomb), which battle would you interrupt and with what weapon?

[Tricks]

Wow, great question. Only one? I will have to think about that.

[BartSimpson]

Making the case that he is Constantinople once again, Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you MrMagicMan!

[BartSimpson]

MrMagicMan wrote:

If you could go back to one distant battle in time wielding a weapon of your choice (other than a nuclear bomb), which battle would you interrupt and with what weapon?

The Battle of Jutland and this:




(fully complemented, of course)

Good to see you back, Consty, even if what you did sucked the pus right out of my hemorrhoids.

[Tricks]

BartSimpson wrote:

Making the case that he is Constantinople once again, Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you MrMagicMan!

How does this prove it further? I joined like a week before he went all screwy.

[MrMagicMan]

BartSimpson wrote:

MrMagicMan wrote:

If you could go back to one distant battle in time wielding a weapon of your choice (other than a nuclear bomb), which battle would you interrupt and with what weapon?

The Battle of Jutland and this:




(fully complemented, of course)

Good to see you back, Consty, even if what you did sucked the pus right out of my hemorrhoids.

I guess I have a twin out there.

Oh, well.

[Jaime_Souviens]

BartSimpson wrote:

Making the case that he is Constantinople once again, Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you MrMagicMan!

Yeah, well, Bart, we've already posted our opinion on that.

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The Battle :

The Siege of the City of Troy.


The weapon :

A very, very, strong smelling cheese.

[BartSimpson]

Tricks wrote:

BartSimpson wrote:

Making the case that he is Constantinople once again, Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you MrMagicMan!

How does this prove it further? I joined like a week before he went all screwy.

Look up Constaninople's posts and you'll see this is right from the old play book.

[MrMagicMan]

The Battle of the Bands.

An electric ukulele.

[Jaime_Souviens]

Strong smelling cheeses are funnier.

[BartSimpson]

Jaime_Souviens wrote:

Strong smelling cheeses are funnier.

Aye. That they are.

[Tricks]

BartSimpson wrote:

Tricks wrote:

BartSimpson wrote:

Making the case that he is Constantinople once again, Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you MrMagicMan!

How does this prove it further? I joined like a week before he went all screwy.

Look up Constaninople's posts and you'll see this is right from the old play book.

8O Holy shit.

[fatbasturd]

Battle of the Bulge
The Atkins Diet

[MrMagicMan]

fatbasturd wrote:

Battle of the Bulge
The Atkins Diet

[Tricks]

The Battle of Thermopolaye. With a sword, spear, and shield. Fight alongside the greatest warriors of all time.