[ofaolain]

Any one in the Ottawa area know where one can purchase a retractable baton???? Or if there even legal here?

[Streaker]

Spanking with your hand just isn't good enough anymore?

[ofaolain]

One was used to break my nose this past Saturday evening. They are quite effective.

[Streaker]

Sometimes I should just shut the hell up, eh?

Sorry to hear about your injury, ofaolain.

[ofaolain]

LOL.......No problem

[canadian1971]

Steel toed boots mon ami...steel toes.

[ofaolain]

LMAO.........I already have me a couple pairs of them.

[canadian1971]

All righty then....if you are in a situation like that again....bark the fucker in the shins, or better yet the nut sack. I say the head but you know....that could kill a guy sooo, probably not the best idea eh.

[ofaolain]

That's hard to do when you don't see them coming

[canadian1971]

Ahhh....yes it is.


Thats where you need yer buddies. The crazier the better. Although shit usually gets a little out of hand then......but hey...so long as you didnt start it, you're good.

[themasta]

Just get a gun and shoot the guy. It seems to be what all the kids are up to these days.

[Hardy]

ofaolain ofaolain:

Any one in the Ottawa area know where one can purchase a retractable baton???? Or if there even legal here?

Does this sound like what you're referring to?

"14. The device commonly known as a 'Kiyoga Baton' or 'Steel Cobra' and any similar device consisting of a manually triggered telescoping spring-loaded steel whip terminated in a heavy calibre striking tip."
(from Criminal Code 84)

[ofaolain]

No the one i'm refering to is not spring loaded. you have to open it manually. apparently they are legal here in Ottawa. I was just curious where the little fuck head that nailed me on saturday may have got this.

[Hardy]

Lots of places you can order them -- http://www.fcsurplus.ca/shopping/shopexd.asp?id=1653 for example.

But if you get caught wandering around with one, good luck on persuading the RCMP that it's something other than a weapon.

$1:

“weapon” means any thing used, designed to be used or intended for use

(a) in causing death or injury to any person, or

(b) for the purpose of threatening or intimidating any person
and, without restricting the generality of the foregoing, includes a firearm;

Possession Offences

Possession of weapon for dangerous purpose

88. (1) Every person commits an offence who carries or possesses a weapon, an imitation of a weapon, a prohibited device or any ammunition or prohibited ammunition for a purpose dangerous to the public peace or for the purpose of committing an offence.

Punishment

(2) Every person who commits an offence under subsection (1)

(a) is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding ten years; or

(b) is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.

R.S., 1985, c. C-46, s. 88; 1995, c. 39, s. 139.

Carrying weapon while attending public meeting

89. (1) Every person commits an offence who, without lawful excuse, carries a weapon, a prohibited device or any ammunition or prohibited ammunition while the person is attending or is on the way to attend a public meeting.

Punishment

(2) Every person who commits an offence under subsection (1) is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.

R.S., 1985, c. C-46, s. 89; 1995, c. 39, s. 139.

Carrying concealed weapon

90. (1) Every person commits an offence who carries a weapon, a prohibited device or any prohibited ammunition concealed, unless the person is authorized under the Firearms Act to carry it concealed.

Punishment

(2) Every person who commits an offence under subsection (1)

(a) is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding five years; or

(b) is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.

R.S., 1985, c. C-46, s. 90; 1991, c. 28, s. 6, c. 40, ss. 4, 35; 1994, c. 44, s. 6; 1995, c. 39, s. 139.

[Thematic-Device]

Hardy Hardy:

Lots of places you can order them -- http://www.fcsurplus.ca/shopping/shopexd.asp?id=1653 for example.

But if you get caught wandering around with one, good luck on persuading the RCMP that it's something other than a weapon.

Put a laser pointer on it and claim its a sturdy pointing stick for presentations.