[Kelsey Rader]

now listen here:

jack & jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
jack got high unzipped his fly and said jill do you wanna?
jill said yes pulled up her dress and they they had a little fun.
but stupid jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

There was a young woman named Jill
Who used dynamite for a thrill.
They found her vagina in North Carolina
and one of her tits in Brazil.



(To the tune of "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes")

You, asked me if I knew
Where to shoot my goo.
Uh oh I just blew
it's all over you
Cum gets in your eye.