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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:06 pm
 


Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
and now they have a son.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:12 pm
 


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What's this forum about again? :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:06 pm
 


There once was a man from Nantucket... aww, nevermind...


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:19 am
 


I'm still looking for the explicit content.......


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:29 am
 


Found it!

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fuck.
Jack licked her clit and made her shit
And Jill knelt down to suck.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:37 am
 


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:46 am
 


ShepherdsDog, high on the grog,
Went off to the seven-eleven.
He cut through the bog and tripped on a log
And now he's gone to heaven.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:42 am
 


Hey diddle diddle
Ripcat did a piddle
All over the kitchen floor
The little dog laughed
To see such sport
So Ripcat did a little bit more.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:05 pm
 


hehe :D

Hey diddle diddle
The Dog and his riddle
Made Ripcat pee on the floor.
Wouldn't you know it,
That Dog was a poet,
So Ripcat sits waiting for more.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:12 am
 


Straight from the Diceman..........

Jack and Jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
that f*ckin' whore!


Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his f*ckin' d*ck!


Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of her own!


Peter peter pumpkin eater
had a wife loved to beat her
smacked her twice across the head
f*cked her @ss and went to bed


Hickory Dickory Dock
The bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block!


Little bow peep f*cked a sheep
blew a horse, licked his feet,
she ate his @ss so very nice
tongued his balls not once but twice.

AND there you have it!? LOL :D


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:22 am
 


OHHHHHH....


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:30 am
 


porscheboxster2001 wrote:
Straight from the Diceman..........

Jack and Jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
that f*ckin' whore!


Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his f*ckin' d*ck!


Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of her own!


Peter peter pumpkin eater
had a wife loved to beat her
smacked her twice across the head
f*cked her @ss and went to bed


Hickory Dickory Dock
The bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block!


Little bow peep f*cked a sheep
blew a horse, licked his feet,
she ate his @ss so very nice
tongued his balls not once but twice.

AND there you have it!? LOL :D


Now that's f*ckin more like it. The first post came off as an elementary school *giggle, giggle, I'm being naughty* poem. Explicit my f*ckin @$$

[marq=right]Diceman Rules!![/marq]


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:39 pm
 


Rapcat can flow
but I got to go
respect for now
keep it coming mun ...


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:00 pm
 


I...
can't...
stop....
laughing.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:20 pm
 


thats hilarious. I can't even come up with one that is better. let me try though...

Peter Peter Pumpkin eater
couldn't get it up so he used an egg beater
his wife had a fit
after he tore up her clit
cause now shit is neater

heh heh


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