Q: What do you call 20 people watching the playoffs?
A: The Toronto Maple Leafs
Q: What do the Maple Leafs, Argos & Blue Jays have in common?
A: NONE of them can play hockey....
xerxes
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:23 am
Q: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
A: they're only good until they hit the ice.
evad54
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:48 am
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EnsignRedshirt
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:06 am
Q: What do Toronto Maple Leaf fans have that Pittsburgh Penguins fans don't?
A: Black-and-white pictures of their Stanley Cup parade.
raydan
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:34 am
A child stands in court before a judge. His parents are divorcing and the judge is asking him which parent he would like to live with. "Would you like to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! she beats me every night i dont want to live with her!". So the judge says "Ok, you can go live with your dad then." the child replies "No! he beats me every night as well! i dont want to live with him!" and the judge replies "Well if both your parents beat you then who do you want to live with?".
The boy replies "The Toronto Maple Leafs." The judge is puzzled. "why would you want to live with them?" he asks. The boy replies "Because they dont beat anyone!"
raydan
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:53 am
Little David was in Grade 5 when his teacher asked all the kids what their fathers did for a living. The typical answers came up: doctor, fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet so the teacher called on him to answer. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he''ll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher was so shaken by this that she quickly gave the kids coloring to do while taking David outside with her. "Is that really true about your father?" She asked. "No," David replied, "He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
raydan
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:55 am
Four hockey fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different team, and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans of their hockey team. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all.
They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Canadiens fan hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for the Great Montreal Canadiens!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be out done, the Edmonton Oilers fan threw himself off the mountain shouting "This is for the Oilers!"
Seeing this, the Ottawa Senators fan walked over and shouted, "This is for everyone!" and pushed the Toronto Maple Leafs fan off the side of the mountain.
PublicAnimalNo9
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:50 am
Did you hear? The Maple Leafs are thinking of changing their name to the Toronto Tampons. They're only good for 1 period and there's no second string.
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