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PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:59 am
 


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Title: A Seniors' (Day) moment (click to view)
Date: March 5, 2010
Prime Minister Harper did his throne speech ventriloquism thing this week, unveiling a long, rambly list of promises before the first session of the now-no-longer-prorogued Canadian parliament.

Despite its considerable length, the speech contained nothing particularly bold or edgy, nor did the government's follow-up budget, released the next day. No significant cuts or increases to spending, no new programs introduced or old ones turfed... it was all very status quo.

Lacking anything meaningful to discuss, we in the professional commentary scene have thus honed in on some of the government's more bizarre proposals to complain about. And there are a few doozies indeed.

The first notable one was Harper's promise to establish a new holiday entitled "Seniors' Day." Because, God knows, the people of Canada have just been clamouring for another excuse to buy halfhearted presents for their ungrateful elderly relatives.

The other, which has generated an enormous amount of headlines, was the government's promise to bring about a more "gender neutral" national anthem. At present, the Canadian anthem contains a line that says "...in all thy sons command." Someone, somewhere apparently considers this offensive,  and that person evidently has the Prime Minister's ear.

UPDATE UPDATE: The Prime Minister's Office now acknowledges that there has been "overwhelming" opposition to changing the anthem, so the deal is off. Someone better tell the seniors.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:09 am
 


Hey, if it gets me a day off work I'm all for it.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:52 am
 


"... in all thy mixedgenderfirstgenerationofdescendents command."

Rolls right off the tongue.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:35 am
 


My god, I do hope Harper knows what he's doing. By refusing to bow to the gender neutral lobby he may have just cost himself at least 2 votes in the next election!


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:32 am
 


xerxes wrote:
Hey, if it gets me a day off work I'm all for it.


We don't get Fathers day, Mother's day, Grandparents day, Secretaries day or any other "day off" so I can't see it making a difference, on the plus side the "over The Hill" novelty business expects a big boost once a year.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:12 am
 


xerxes wrote:
Hey, if it gets me a day off work I'm all for it.


No matter the country involved. It's citizens are better for it when these high rollers are NOT at work.
They are NOT spending their citizens monies.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:19 am
 


Why not the old line?

'True patriot love thou dost in us command.'

No mention of gender there. or we could use the original French version and piss everybody off.


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