[enrique_tng]

Salut, I ws checking an audio file by Linda Lemay and there is this part , well most of it that I can not understand. Could anyonegive me a hand with it?

« j'aimerais ben mieux rester assise sur mon steak à (l)a maison devant un vidéo avec une poutine pis une liqueur que de me ramasser dans un trou à me faire crouser par un raisin de la pire espèce qui me collerait comme une mouche à marde toute l'estifi de veillée. Mais qu'est-ce c'est que tu veux ça a de l'air que je pogne qu'avec des colons pas de classe qui ont même pas assez de bacon pour me payer un drink qui a de l'allure. Pis de toutes façons tout ce qu'ils veulent les calik d'épais c'est de faire des cochonneries avec moi sur la banquette toute décalissée d' leu' vieille minoune de BS.»

Merci a tous

[Benoit]

enrique_tng wrote:

Salut, I ws checking an audio file by Linda Lemay and there is this part , well most of it that I can not understand. Could anyonegive me a hand with it?

« j'aimerais ben mieux rester assise sur mon steak à (l)a maison devant un vidéo avec une poutine pis une liqueur que de me ramasser dans un trou à me faire crouser par un raisin de la pire espèce qui me collerait comme une mouche à marde toute l'estifi de veillée. Mais qu'est-ce c'est que tu veux ça a de l'air que je pogne qu'avec des colons pas de classe qui ont même pas assez de bacon pour me payer un drink qui a de l'allure. Pis de toutes façons tout ce qu'ils veulent les calik d'épais c'est de faire des cochonneries avec moi sur la banquette toute décalissée d' leu' vieille minoune de BS.»

Merci a tous

If your girlfriend like this passage, stay away from her.

[ka3bour]

enrique_tng wrote:

Salut, I ws checking an audio file by Linda Lemay and there is this part , well most of it that I can not understand. Could anyonegive me a hand with it?

« j'aimerais ben mieux rester assise sur mon steak à (l)a maison devant un vidéo avec une poutine pis une liqueur que de me ramasser dans un trou à me faire crouser par un raisin de la pire espèce qui me collerait comme une mouche à marde toute l'estifi de veillée. Mais qu'est-ce c'est que tu veux ça a de l'air que je pogne qu'avec des colons pas de classe qui ont même pas assez de bacon pour me payer un drink qui a de l'allure. Pis de toutes façons tout ce qu'ils veulent les calik d'épais c'est de faire des cochonneries avec moi sur la banquette toute décalissée d' leu' vieille minoune de BS.»

Merci a tous

That means a lesbian bitch

[Erinites]

" I would rather remain seated on my ass, at home, in front of a video with a poutine and a pop, instead of picking myself up out of a hole dug by the worst species of raisin that sticks to me all night long like a shit fly .But what do you want...seems I catch only the classless(colons) assholes without the money to buy me a decent drink. But anyways all the fucking knobs want Is to get nasty with me on the couch all messed up by previous pussy."


Lili... tis the best I can do in literal translation.

C

[novachick]

Erinites wrote:

" I would rather remain seated on my ass, at home, in front of a video with a poutine and a pop, instead of picking myself up out of a hole dug by the worst species of raisin that sticks to me all night long like a shit fly .But what do you want...seems I catch only the classless(colons) assholes without the money to buy me a decent drink. But anyways all the fucking knobs want Is to get nasty with me on the couch all messed up by previous pussy."


Lili... tis the best I can do in literal translation.

C

Thats some sad stuff right there

[Erinites]

Just a translating.

[novachick]

Erinites wrote:

Just a translating.

No I mean she is some sad stuff right there, not your translation.

[Erinites]

Issues....??
YATHINK!!!!

[novachick]

lily wrote:

Yeah... but she's right. That IS sad.

That gal needs to find a better bar to hang out at.

pssst or maybe stay out of them all together

[Benoit]

Erinites wrote:

" I would rather remain seated on my ass, at home, in front of a video with a poutine and a pop, instead of picking myself up out of a hole dug by the worst species of raisin that sticks to me all night long like a shit fly .But what do you want...seems I catch only the classless(colons) assholes without the money to buy me a decent drink. But anyways all the fucking knobs want Is to get nasty with me on the couch all messed up by previous pussy."

This is a very good translation, except for the last sentence. I'll translate it as: anyways all these knobs want is to fuck me in the only type of car welfare recipients (BS) can afford.

[ziggy]

Benoit wrote:

Erinites wrote:

" I would rather remain seated on my ass, at home, in front of a video with a poutine and a pop, instead of picking myself up out of a hole dug by the worst species of raisin that sticks to me all night long like a shit fly .But what do you want...seems I catch only the classless(colons) assholes without the money to buy me a decent drink. But anyways all the fucking knobs want Is to get nasty with me on the couch all messed up by previous pussy."

This is a very good translation, except for the last sentence. I'll translate it as: anyways all these knobs want is to fuck me in the only type of car welfare recipients (BS) can afford.

You kill me sometimes.

Maybe she did it for the "lul's"

[ka3bour]

enrique_tng wrote:

"
Salut, I ws checking an audio file by Linda Lemay and there is this part , well most of it that I can not understand. Could anyonegive me a hand with it?

« j'aimerais ben mieux rester assise sur mon steak à (l)a maison devant un vidéo avec une poutine pis une liqueur que de me ramasser dans un trou à me faire crouser par un raisin de la pire espèce qui me collerait comme une mouche à marde toute l'estifi de veillée. Mais qu'est-ce c'est que tu veux ça a de l'air que je pogne qu'avec des colons pas de classe qui ont même pas assez de bacon pour me payer un drink qui a de l'allure. Pis de toutes façons tout ce qu'ils veulent les calik d'épais c'est de faire des cochonneries avec moi sur la banquette toute décalissée d' leu' vieille minoune de BS.»

Merci a tous"

Erinites & Benoit wrote:

" I would rather remain seated on my ass, at home, in front of a video with a poutine and a pop, instead of picking myself up out of a hole dug by the worst species of raisin that sticks to me all night long like a shit fly .But what do you want...seems I catch only the classless(colons) assholes without the money to buy me a decent drink. But anyways all these knobs want is to fuck me in the only type of car welfare recipients (BS) can afford.."

[Benoit]

ziggy wrote:

Benoit wrote:

Erinites wrote:

" I would rather remain seated on my ass, at home, in front of a video with a poutine and a pop, instead of picking myself up out of a hole dug by the worst species of raisin that sticks to me all night long like a shit fly .But what do you want...seems I catch only the classless(colons) assholes without the money to buy me a decent drink. But anyways all the fucking knobs want Is to get nasty with me on the couch all messed up by previous pussy."

This is a very good translation, except for the last sentence. I'll translate it as: anyways all these knobs want is to fuck me in the only type of car welfare recipients (BS) can afford.

You kill me sometimes.

Maybe she did it for the "lul's"

Ziggy-Topsy-Turvy.

[ziggy]

Benoit wrote:

ziggy wrote:

Benoit wrote:

Erinites wrote:

" I would rather remain seated on my ass, at home, in front of a video with a poutine and a pop, instead of picking myself up out of a hole dug by the worst species of raisin that sticks to me all night long like a shit fly .But what do you want...seems I catch only the classless(colons) assholes without the money to buy me a decent drink. But anyways all the fucking knobs want Is to get nasty with me on the couch all messed up by previous pussy."

This is a very good translation, except for the last sentence. I'll translate it as: anyways all these knobs want is to fuck me in the only type of car welfare recipients (BS) can afford.

You kill me sometimes.

Maybe she did it for the "lul's"

Ziggy-Topsy-Turvy.

You remind me of a politician from BC,direct democracy.

[Benoit]

lily wrote:

Quote:

You remind me of a politician from BC,direct democracy.

Note to Benoit - that's a compliment.

But the thing is: deliberative democracy is something brand new.