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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:16 am
 


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PALENQUE, Mexico (Reuters) - If you are worried the world will end next year based on the Mayan calendar, relax: the end of time is still far off.

So say Mayan experts who want to dispel any belief that the ancient Mayans predicted a world apocalypse next year.

The Mayan calendar marks the end of a 5,126 year old cycle around December 21, 2012, which should bring the return of Bolon Yokte, a Mayan god associated with war and creation.

Author Jose Arguelles called the date "the ending of time as we know it" in a 1987 book that spawned an army of Mayan theorists, whose speculations on a cataclysmic end abound online. But specialists meeting at this ancient Mayan city in southern Mexico say it merely marks the termination of one period of creation and the beginning of another.

"We have to be clear about this. There is no prophecy for 2012," said Erik Velasquez, an etchings specialist at the the National Autonomous University of Mexico (UNAM). "It's a marketing fallacy."

The National Institute of Anthropological History in Mexico has been trying to quell the barrage of forecasters predicting the apocalypse. "The West's messianic thinking has distorted the world view of ancient civilizations like the Mayans," the institute said in a statement.

In the Mayan calendar, the long calendar count begins in 3,114 BC and is divided into roughly 394-year periods called Baktuns. Mayans held the number 13 sacred and the 13th Baktun ends next year.

Sven Gronemeyer, a researcher of Mayan codes from La Trobe University in Australia, who has been trying to decode the calendar, said the so-called end day reflects a transition from one era to the next in which Bolon Yokte returns.

"Because Bolon Yokte was already present at the day of creation ... it just seemed natural for the Mayan that Bolon Yokte will again be present," he said.

Of the the approximately 15,000 registered glyphic texts found in different parts of what was then the Mayan empire, only two mention 2012, the Institute said.

"The Maya did not think about humanity, global warming or predict the poles would fuse together," said Alfonso Ladena, a professor from the Complutense University of Madrid. "We project our worries on them."


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:19 am
 


How far in the future can we really expect the Mayans to make calendars? 500 years? 1000 years?


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:25 am
 


What's so spatial about Mayans that they can predict the end of the world but nobody else can? How come they were not able to foresee their own destruction and take preventative steps?


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:02 pm
 


The Mayans never predicted the end of the world andy, they didn't predict the end of mankind or even the end of civilization as we know it. All they did was end a calendar on 21 December 2012, everything after that is pure speculation and conjecture by modern day authors and soothsayers who are trying to capitalize on people's paranoia and irrational fears of any earth ending catastrophe, no matter where it comes from. This is a definite tin foilers delight, giving them no end of material to work with! Personally I think the Mayans knew exactly what they were doing and are now rolling in their graves laughing their asses off over all the apprehension and anxiety they caused by a simple practical joke thousands of years ago.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:13 pm
 


The Mayan calendar ends on Dec. 21, 2012 because the poor fucker who got picked to carve it in stone eventually said "Fuck it. I'm done chiseling".


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:37 pm
 


Oh poo ! I was really looking forward to some really neat end of the world parties with drinking, drugs, sex and all those good things.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:12 pm
 


GreenTiger wrote:
Oh poo ! I was really looking forward to some really neat end of the world parties with drinking, drugs, sex and all those good things.


It's really too bad you'll never get a chance to try any of those things now. :)


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:22 pm
 


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The Mayan calendar ends on Dec. 21, 2012 because the poor fucker who got picked to carve it in stone eventually said "Fuck it. I'm done chiseling".

ROTFL ROTFL


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:12 pm
 


The experts are pretty fucking slow then. I've been saying that for about a year now.


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The experts are pretty fucking slow then. I've been saying that for about a year now.

It takes a while before a study group is formed which decides if there is a study necessary, and when they decide that, they have to arrange funding and then the study can take place. That takes time too. I think they are pretty quick with their conclusion... I expected it at December 22, 2012...


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:38 pm
 


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PublicAnimalNo9 wrote:
The experts are pretty fucking slow then. I've been saying that for about a year now.

It takes a while before a study group is formed which decides if there is a study necessary, and when they decide that, they have to arrange funding and then the study can take place. That takes time too. I think they are pretty quick with their conclusion... I expected it at December 22, 2012...

Study shmudy :lol: From all the descriptions and pictures of it, it became readily apparent to me this is essentially a perpetual solar calendar.

Dec.21, 2012 is nothing more than our Solar System's equivalent of New Year's Eve/Day


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:39 am
 


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The Mayan calendar ends on Dec. 21, 2012 because the poor fucker who got picked to carve it in stone eventually said "Fuck it. I'm done chiseling".


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