Halloween?
Oh, I'm just going in an updated version of my Canada Day costume.
Why?
BECAUSE EVERYDAY IS CANADA DAY!!
*breaks out in an amazing performance of "O Canada"*
...
Actually, I'm just cheap,
Or I could go as George W Bush. Or Harper. Because Conservatives always scare little kids!
My family is having a large Halloween Party. We already have invited over 40 people and are still inviting. Strobe Lights to Blind you, Music to make you deaf, People to make you sick and Candy to rot out your teeth.
You are right, Halloween is fun!
I still have my Canada Tuque.
