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PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:35 pm
 


85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.

67.5% of men wear briefs.

85% of women wear the wrong bra size.

50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.

90% believe in divine retribution.

10% believe in the 10 Commandments.

82% believe in an afterlife.

45% believe in ghosts.

29% of us are virgins when we marry.

58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.

40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

35% give to charity at least once a month.

69% eat the cake before the frosting.

When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.

85% of us will eat Spam this year.

70% of us drink orange juice daily.

Snickers is the most popular candy.

22% of us skip lunch daily.

9% of us skip breakfast daily.

66% of us eat cereal regularly.

22% of all restaurant meals include French fries.

14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.

Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.

45% use mouthwash every day.

29% of us ignore RSVP.

71.6% of us eavesdrop.

Less than 10% are trilingual.

37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.

53% prefer ATM machines over tellers.

56% of women do the bills in a marriage.

2 out of 3 of us wouldn't give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks.

44% reuse tinfoil.

57% save pretty gift paper to reuse.

53% read their horoscopes regularly.

16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary.

59% of us say we're average-looking.

90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.

28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex.

51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.

On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.

20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.

2 out of 5 have married their first love.

Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.

1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.

6% propose over the phone.

71% can drive a stick-shift car.

45% of us consistently follow the speed limit.

2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.

1/3 of us don't wear seat belts.

62% of us pop our zits.

33% of women lie about their weight.

10% of us claim to have seen a ghost.

Only 30% of us know our cholesterol level.

14% have attended a self-help meeting.

15% regularly go to a shrink.

78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:37 pm
 


The term "facts" is used very loosely here.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:40 pm
 


10% believe in the 10 Commandments.

82% believe in an afterlife.

Boy somebody is in for a shock.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:44 pm
 


I think I'm in quite a few of those categories.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:49 pm
 


I don't pop my zits, cus I don't have. I pop my husband's. lol


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:51 pm
 


smilingfish wrote:
I don't pop my zits, cus I don't have. I pop my husband's. lol
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:54 pm
 


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10% believe in the 10 Commandments.

82% believe in an afterlife.

Boy somebody is in for a shock.


:roll:

It'll be funny if there is reincarnation and God is just some old guy who says: "You did this right, you did that wrong. Now go back down there and fix the wrong shit. That is your lesson."


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:31 pm
 


85% of us will eat Spam this year.

ewwwwww........ PDT_Armataz_01_32


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:31 am
 


smilingfish wrote:
I don't pop my zits, cus I don't have. I pop my husband's. lol


Now there is the sign of true love. :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:34 am
 


100% of these facts are spurious, at best.





PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:36 am
 


TattoodGirl wrote:
85% of us will eat Spam this year.

ewwwwww........ PDT_Armataz_01_32

hmmmmmmm try fried spam as a topping on homemade pizza.yum!

Fried up like corned beef and cabbage with fried potato's. YUM!





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85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.
The 15% that do use it to hide their baggie of ganja. :wink:


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:43 am
 


44% reuse tinfoil. In Newfoundland they make hats out of it. :D


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:56 am
 


Hats??? Maybe they do that in PEI....in Newfoundland we use it for auto body repairs.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:00 am
 


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29% of us are virgins when we marry.



Anyone else find that a bit high?


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