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The church of reality. Yes folks,you too can become a Rev.
Join my newfound religion and join reality and realism.

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The Church of Reality is a religion based on the practice of Realism, believing in everything that is real. Our motto is, "If it's real, we believe in it." Since no one knows all of reality, the Church of Reality is really a religious commitment to the pursuit of reality the way it really is. We think about thinking. We wonder about wondering. We try to understand the understanding of understanding. We are Explorers not followers. The phrase "What is Real?" is our Sacred Question and the word "Reality" is our Sacred Message. We talk about reality, think about reality, and make reality more important in society.

The Church of Reality is not a religion of science, it is a religion of people. We explore reality from the human perspective. In order to explore reality we need a strong, healthy society where people can live freely and peacefully, and the human race can evolve forward toward a better future. The pursuit of reality is something that is a shared process. It's something we do together as a church, as a community, and as the human race.

We are about Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Reality!

So I urge you to join the church of reality people,this is not a joke.
Plus we have a tre's cool logo!




http://www.churchofreality.org/wisdom/welcome_home/

[Mr_Canada old]

No, Join mine!

http://beerchurch.com/

The Church of Beer!

[RUEZ]

Amen

[WDHIII]

The Anglicans got my vote......

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Mr_Canada wrote:

No, Join mine!

http://beerchurch.com/

The Church of Beer!

If it's real,we will believe in it,then you can join the fold,dog knows we need a new brewmaster at the convent right about now.

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RUEZ wrote:

Amen

Lol! your on to me!

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lily wrote:

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If you're tired of Christians forcing their ideas on you and society in general and you want to see an alternative based on reality, then send me some money.

A quick read through the church of reality site shows a definite agenda.

Yup,but a good agenda.

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The Church of Reality is a religion based on the practice of Realism, believing in everything that is real. Our motto is, "If it's real, we believe in it." Since no one knows all of reality, the Church of Reality is really a religious commitment to the pursuit of reality the way it really is. We think about thinking. We wonder about wondering. We try to understand the understanding of understanding. We are Explorers not followers. The phrase "What is Real?" is our Sacred Question and the word "Reality" is our Sacred Message. We talk about reality, think about reality, and make reality more important in society.

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Pretty well explains a few of us here.
These are the people were looking for....a few good men and women.

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We are Explorers not followers.

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lily wrote:

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Yup,but a good agenda.

They're strongly left-leaning.

Are we going to bring a political slant into it now?

Let the con/lib thing go for the night.

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ziggy wrote:

lily wrote:

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Yup,but a good agenda.

They're strongly left-leaning.

Are we going to bring a political slant into it now?

Let the con/lib thing go for the night.

Shouldnt bring poitics in to it,after all....we have a "hidden agenda".

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Does the Church of Reality have a hidden agenda? Do we have a secret plan? What is it we are "really" up to? In an age where everyone is lying about something, what is the Church of Reality really about? Is it politics? Is it world domination? Are we really Satan's minions?

So yeah, we have a plan. We have a plot. We are up to something. But what is it? Is the Church of Reality really going to reveal it? Sure we are! Would we lie to you?


We are really just trying to trick religious people into thinking.

Our hidden agenda is - we are trying to trick people into thinking. Thinking about reality that is. We believe that if people start thinking about reality that it will cause them to ask themselves if what they believe in is real. Will this undermine faith? It will undermine blind faith. We want to perform a faith healing on faith itself so that the blindly faithful will see again. We want to take the blindness out of blind faith.

Making people think is what we are really up to. Realism is a religion of the mind. You try to resist it but you can't. You can pray and pray and as hard as you try not to - you just can't help it. All of a sudden there you are, thinking. Thinking about reality - reality the way it really is. It seduces you, sucks you in. You start wondering if what you believe is really real. The temptation is too strong to resist. You can feel reality all around you and you can't help but to wonder what it is. And when you are thinking about reality you are becoming real in the sacred moment. And during that time you become one of us. Resistance is futile. ha ha ha ha ha ... heh

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lily wrote:

ziggy wrote:

lily wrote:

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Yup,but a good agenda.

They're strongly left-leaning.

Are we going to bring a political slant into it now?

Let the con/lib thing go for the night.

They're anti-death penalty, and pro-choice to name but 2 things.

They also take several shots at the right wing in the US.

Reality,quite a concept. Who cares if they take shots left or right?
The whole church philosophy is based on what you think is real or not.
So if I think a certain part of their indoctrination isnt real then Im actually doing what my newfound faith told me to do. Not trust anything I didnt think was the truth.See where I'm going with this?

[Arctic_Menace]

All I have to say is:




Oh, and Spaghetti Monster FTW.

[fatbasturd]

will you be serving pie at the rallys ziggy?

[icekarma2752]

ypu should also check into the church of subgenius

[TheQuietKidd]

I invented my own religion. I don't really know what it's called, but I worship the Great Pie in the Sky. I was supposed to start writing doctrine for it during the summer, but I'm lazy...