[Erinites]

Who else has the pleasure of residing next to a crotchety old fart who bitches and complains about everything?

So my dog barks a bit......
Well, keep your cat off my property...

So the birds are too loud...
Well, sorry about your luck!!!

So the younger kids ride their bikes up and down the street...
And you want me to do what???

[WDHIII]

yeah i had one guy bounce dog poop off my window, claiming my dog had made a DEPOSIT on his lawn even tho she only left the backyard in the back of the truck to head for a nice big open field.

When I confronted him he threatened to "kill my whole family"

The next day his garden gnome went missing..... we taped it to the top of the lampost outside his house.....

[Zoraja]

Good to know the idiots don't jsut disapear whe nI move out on my own.

[rockymountainrider]

Not a knowing Mr. Wilson but when I was working night shift and just coming to bed for the day they retired gent across the street would start his mower. Up and down the lawn he went, then side to side he went, then on a diagonal, then the other diagonal just to be sure. Did I mention he used an old, old gas mower?
By the time he's mowed his lawn close to three hours have passed. He'd rest and have his lemonade on the porch to admire his handiwork. I'd go back to bed and he would go to the garage for his shopvac to remove the clippings!

[fatbasturd]

I live in a duplex...the people next door are just about the greatest neighbours you could ask for ....how ever they have a son who does not live with them that is just about the biggest fucktard you could ever want to meet....he is jobless always broke and on the bum...he freaks out when he doesn't take his meds and the wife is scared to go out in the yard when he is around.

[Ripcat]

I have great neighbours even though one is a bit nutty and the other is mostly deaf...

[Newfy]

My neighbours are generally alright apart from when thay managed to get us reported to child social services for a load of bull that never came to anything. When I confronted them they started backpeddling and tried blaming someone else. It was quite clearly them.

[Indelible]

i haven't had any complaints from the neighbors we have now but my old neighbors when i lived on edmonton trail NE were trerrible.

the guy is an ex cop and called his ex colleagues every time the sound level in our house exceeded 20 dB. mind you, we DID practise with the band there but never at night, only at reasonable hours, but that didn't matter. we would also have fires in the fire pit in the back yard and that got us a visit from either the cops or the fire department or sometimes both every time. granted, we were drinking and sometimes we would burn particle board which would send up the stench of burning glue....but it wasn't THAT bad...

so the neighbor set up a camera on his roof pointing to our front door, so some friends of mine promptly got drunk and mooned that camera.

then there was that time i went for a walk and came home to 50 people on the front lawn drinking and trying to get in the house, and 50 more people in the house drinking, all of them under age, and smoking pot on the side porch.....funny enough, we shut that one down right away after i got home and the cops never came for that.

dumb luck eh?

[fatbasturd]

Indelible wrote:

i haven't had any complaints from the neighbors we have now but my old neighbors when i lived on edmonton trail NE were trerrible.

the guy is an ex cop and called his ex colleagues every time the sound level in our house exceeded 20 dB. mind you, we DID practise with the band there but never at night, only at reasonable hours, but that didn't matter. we would also have fires in the fire pit in the back yard and that got us a visit from either the cops or the fire department or sometimes both every time. granted, we were drinking and sometimes we would burn particle board which would send up the stench of burning glue....but it wasn't THAT bad...

so the neighbor set up a camera on his roof pointing to our front door, so some friends of mine promptly got drunk and mooned that camera.

then there was that time i went for a walk and came home to 50 people on the front lawn drinking and trying to get in the house, and 50 more people in the house drinking, all of them under age, and smoking pot on the side porch.....funny enough, we shut that one down right away after i got home and the cops never came for that.

dumb luck eh?

HAHAHAHA you sound like the reason we have Mr Wilsons

[Indelible]

i guess hindsight is 20/20

[Snorkmaiden]

I don't have a Mr. Wilson anymore, but when I still lived with my parents, we lived for a while (in a row house) next to this young couple who had just had their first baby. They used to complain about the fact that my dog would bark a few times every time the doorbell rang, they were afraid it might wake their baby up! For the same reason they did not want us in our backyard when their baby was sleeping in its carriage in their backyard..

They also complained when my boyfriend of that time dropped me home late at night. They were disturbed by the sound of his car.. they actually asked my BF either to drop me off a bit further down the road, or to turn off the engine and roll the last distance!

I still get mad just thinking about them!

[Snorkmaiden]

Oooh, I just remembered that in the past I've had neighbors that made me want to turn into a Mr. Wilson.. somehow I always managed to control the urge though.

Living in my first appartment I had this really old sweet lady living right under me. She was in such weak shape that she needed a personal helper to help her with shopping and cleaning.. at night, however, this sweet little lady started banging the radiator pipes and the walls with unbelievable force..and shouted out every curse word in the dictionary, as well as stuff about the devil coming and other similarly strange things. This happened every night, until she finally got evicted... odd lady!!

After that I've lived above or under people who'd have incredibly loud sex in the middle of the night, who'd start vacuuming late at night, who'd piss really loudly (thin walls!!), who'd shower or use the washing machine in the middle of the night (again, thin walls..and loud pipes), who'd throw really loud parties in the middle of the week, who'd argue or have the TV on so loud you'd think it was happening in the next room, who'd roll bowling balls across the apartment floor at night..........

[-Mario-]

I used to live next to a "Mr Wilson"... When I was a kid, we used to have a shared driveway. I would skateboard on my side of the drive way. One day the Neighbourg took it because I crossed on his side. My father, who was in the Infantry, went and talked to him and tried to get my board back. To make a long story short, Mr Wilson tried to punch my father and ended up at the hospital because each time he would take a swing, he would end up facing the other way and my dad would kick him in the ass. After a few of those, he ended up in outpatients. It was funny to watch. I got my board back, from his wife, and with an apologie.

[SideShowCecil]

I am a Mr. Wilson. My freekass neighbours turned me into one.

My neighbours are pretty good people but they raised two lazy shitbag sons, one of which still lives at home. Late twenties, no education, no job, no motivation, no fucking brain in his head! Just another suburban WASP that thinks he’s an inner-city gang banger.

The situation really deteriorated last summer after the parents retired and bought an RV. They were gone most of the year and the POS had the run of the house. Loud music all day and all night, creepy scumbags hanging around all the time and beat to shit cars parked backwards in front of the house leaking oil all over the road.

After a few weeks I’d had enough. Any time the music got too loud, day or night, I was banging on his door. I’d call the cops when they were drinking outside, I’d call the cops when his buddy’s cars were illegally parked in the ally, I’d call the cops when they were parked backwards out front and I’d call the cops when they were all hammered and climbing into their cars.

My persistence has paid off. So far this summer there haven’t been any parties or loud music and his friends only come over when the parents are home. They seem to have the asshole on a pretty short leash now. I just hope it lasts.

How pathetic is it that a near thirty year old can’t handle as much responsibility as an average six year old?

[fatbasturd]

SideShowCecil wrote:

I am a Mr. Wilson. My freekass neighbours turned me into one.

My neighbours are pretty good people but they raised two lazy shitbag sons, one of which still lives at home. Late twenties, no education, no job, no motivation, no fucking brain in his head! Just another suburban WASP that thinks he’s an inner-city gang banger.

The situation really deteriorated last summer after the parents retired and bought an RV. They were gone most of the year and the POS had the run of the house. Loud music all day and all night, creepy scumbags hanging around all the time and beat to shit cars parked backwards in front of the house leaking oil all over the road.

After a few weeks I’d had enough. Any time the music got too loud, day or night, I was banging on his door. I’d call the cops when they were drinking outside, I’d call the cops when his buddy’s cars were illegally parked in the ally, I’d call the cops when they were parked backwards out front and I’d call the cops when they were all hammered and climbing into their cars.

My persistence has paid off. So far this summer there haven’t been any parties or loud music and his friends only come over when the parents are home. They seem to have the asshole on a pretty short leash now. I just hope it lasts.

How pathetic is it that a near thirty year old can’t handle as much responsibility as an average six year old?

I hear ya...