[ShepherdsDog]

I just got back from an early morning swim at a new swim club I joined last week. I had a long discussion with a lifeguard and pool manager over the issue of bathing caps.

Now, I shave my head because my supercharged levels of testosterone make it pointless to try any other hairstyles. However, thanks to race and other genetic factors I have an abundance of body hair and facial hair, which is mostly red. The Chinese think I'm an orangutan.

So anyways this morning I was doing laps and this dork comes up to me and tells me to put on a bathing cap or get out of the pool. I got out pointed to my freshly shaven skull and then at the rest of me. I asked do I have to wear a suit too(he speaks English)? He says that members must wear a bathing cap while in the pool 'so hair no clog drain'. Once again I pointed to my Freshly shaven skull and said as politely as possible, 'What fucking hair you myopic half wit?' Anyways he got flustered, ran for the manager and I went through this routine again, only this time I wasn't as polite. I got my exclusion and 10 free swim passes for guests.

[Jaime_Souviens]

Arf!

[fatbasturd]

ShepherdsDog wrote:

I just got back from an early morning swim at a new swim club I joined last week. I had a long discussion with a lifeguard and pool manager over the issue of bathing caps.

Now, I shave my head because my supercharged levels of testosterone make it pointless to try any other hairstyles. However, thanks to race and other genetic factors I have an abundance of body hair and facial hair, which is mostly red. The Chinese think I'm an orangutan.

So anyways this morning I was doing laps and this dork comes up to me and tells me to put on a bathing cap or get out of the pool. I got out pointed to my freshly shaven skull and then at the rest of me. I asked do I have to wear a suit too(he speaks English)? He says that members must wear a bathing cap while in the pool 'so hair no clog drain'. Once again I pointed to my Freshly shaven skull and said as politely as possible, 'What fucking hair you myopic half wit?' Anyways he got flustered, ran for the manager and I went through this routine again, only this time I wasn't as polite. I got my exclusion and 10 free swim passes for guests.

Quote:

The Chinese think I'm an orangutan.

I have seen your profile picture...you know in the right light I can see how they might make that mistake

[DesertFan]

< I asked do I have to wear a suit too >
* * * * *
So are bathing suits optional at this club?

[GunPlumber]

DesertFan wrote:

< I asked do I have to wear a suit too >
* * * * *
So are bathing suits optional at this club?

Only if the rest of you is as denuded as Shep's noggin.

[Banff]

DesertFan wrote:

< I asked do I have to wear a suit too >
* * * * *
So are bathing suits optional at this club?

Only if you don't shave down there

[Saskanna]

haha, really funny.

I have a son with plenty of body hair on his legs, arms, shoulders and back yet he keeps his head hair really, really short. I could just see this happening to him and him reacting in the same manner as you did. Too funny.

[CanuckMom]

ShepherdsDog wrote:

I just got back from an early morning swim at a new swim club I joined last week. I had a long discussion with a lifeguard and pool manager over the issue of bathing caps.

Now, I shave my head because my supercharged levels of testosterone make it pointless to try any other hairstyles. However, thanks to race and other genetic factors I have an abundance of body hair and facial hair, which is mostly red. The Chinese think I'm an orangutan.

So anyways this morning I was doing laps and this dork comes up to me and tells me to put on a bathing cap or get out of the pool. I got out pointed to my freshly shaven skull and then at the rest of me. I asked do I have to wear a suit too(he speaks English)? He says that members must wear a bathing cap while in the pool 'so hair no clog drain'. Once again I pointed to my Freshly shaven skull and said as politely as possible, 'What fucking hair you myopic half wit?' Anyways he got flustered, ran for the manager and I went through this routine again, only this time I wasn't as polite. I got my exclusion and 10 free swim passes for guests.

HAHAHAHA!

GOOD FOR YOU!

[ziggy]

Should have reached behind you and started ripping out big handfulls of hair off your shoulders and throw them in the pool. See what they do.

[stratos]

To realy trip them out bring a bottle of shampoo and start washing your bald head in the pool.

[dubyah]

Quote:

The Chinese think I'm an orangutan.

They're just trying to be polite.


W.