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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:39 pm
 


To counter my Toronto-hate'n thread on the failure of the Toronto gun bans, I thought I'd start this thread of common people SAVED BY THE LEGAL USE OF FIREARMS.

And nothing says success like criminals emasculating themselves.

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Pretoria - An armed robber who attacked 12 people in a house in Queenswood, Pretoria, and threatened to shoot them "one by one", shot his own penis off with his stolen firearm.

Another robber was shot dead on the scene.

The injured robber had hidden the firearm in the front of his trousers. When he removed the weapon, a shot went off by accident, hitting him in the groin.

According to an informed source at the scene, this robber's injury was so severe that doctors would not have been able to re-attach his penis.

Collette Weilbach, police spokesperson, said the family's domestic worker raised the alarm on Friday evening at 20:00 when she noticed two suspicious men in the yard.

The family wishes to remain anonymous.

According to Weilbach, the family had 12 guests at the time, which included adults and children.

"The robbers ransacked the house, threatening to shoot the people one by one."

At that stage, she said, the family's 35-year-old son arrived at the house along with security guards.

"The son fired two shots at a man who was aiming a firearm at his father. The robber was hit in the head and died at the scene."

The other two robbers fled. Family members who were rushing to the scene from Montana managed to capture one of the robbers near the house and load him into a vehicle.

It was then that the robber shot himself as the firearm went off accidentally.


http://www.news24.com/Content/SouthAfri ... es_himself


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:24 am
 


Sometimes I think you're kidding, RR. Sometimes I hope you are, or I'm seriously fucking worried.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:51 am
 


ROTFL ROTFL
What a moron :)

(This is South Africa. I don't think that is comparable to any place in N-A. Good thing my parents decided against their own plan to move there when I was 14...)


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:55 am
 


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Family members who were rushing to the scene from Montana managed to capture one of the robbers


Holy shit they were fast!! All the way from Montana and managed to get there in time to grab one of the bastards.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:05 am
 


ShepherdsDog wrote:
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Family members who were rushing to the scene from Montana managed to capture one of the robbers


Holy shit they were fast!! All the way from Montana and managed to get there in time to grab one of the bastards.
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.... :wink: .....They must have been in the south-east corner of Montana.....not so many mountains that way....would have made the trip a wee bit quicker. Or those be the slowest robbers in history... :twisted:


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:09 am
 


The only thing that explains it is the time-zone difference. :?


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:25 am
 


ShepherdsDog wrote:
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Family members who were rushing to the scene from Montana managed to capture one of the robbers


Holy shit they were fast!! All the way from Montana and managed to get there in time to grab one of the bastards.
:twisted:


God damn the Vulcans already landed and are supplying them with high tech transporters.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:49 am
 


First off this is South Africa, where they have been known to behead whole families in affluent neighborhoods just because they are well off, living there I would certainly have a gun in the house.
Second seems to me to be counter productive to both sides of the gun ban argument as 1. it shows how stupid some gun owners can be and actually end up shootinh themselves and 2. shows how unnessesary it is to use a gun to protect one self if the perpetrator is dumb enough to shoot himself. :roll:
Seriously folks, I have a friend from S-Africa (of British decent) and his family left there because the family next door were all murdered in their sleep and their valuables stolen, 3 other cases of violence on the same street in less than 2 weeks and his dad said enough.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:55 am
 


Geez, I realize TO has its problems with violent crime but to compare it to one of the most violent countries on the planet is a wee bit of a stretch.

On the plus side, the moron blasting his own dick off is HIGHLY amusing.


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