[novachick]

Listen to me folks A-D-A-H-E-N Alana do you wear mens shirts and like smelling your
Aunt

[novachick]

Red_Eye wrote:

Brenda wrote:

Because I am fuckin married to one!

Man, the ignorance...

Brenda ? Don't you smoke after all that S&M?
Maybe you will after a session of spankings with me

Yeah she'll need something to do with all that boredom

[Red_Eye]

lily wrote:

I've gone out with only 2 smokers in my life, but they were far and away the best kissers.

Maybe because your lips were as soft as cigarette filters?

Wasn't like ummm err kissing a butt for them

[Red_Eye]

lily wrote:

Red_Eye wrote:

lily wrote:

I've gone out with only 2 smokers in my life, but they were far and away the best kissers.

Maybe because your lips were as soft as cigarette filters?

I believe my lips are softer than cigarette butts.
Perhaps not though.

Quote:

Wasn't like ummm err kissing a butt for them

Don't know what they thought. I'm only saying what it was like for me.

Did the try to light the other end?

[Red_Eye]

lily wrote:

You don't seem to get it. Really good kisses ALWAYS light up the other end.

yes yes , go one ....don't let the crunching sound s annoy you.

[sasquatch2]

I recall a story of a school-marm from the city getting a job in a rural school.

She sent a note home with a kid complaaining about the kid's personal hygene.

The mother appeared promptly. When the teacher recounted the kid appeared to not have changed clothes or bathed in weeks and smelled of sweat and manure.....mother asked....

"Whatsa matter....don't you know what a man smells like?"

[Red_Eye]

someone pull my little finger