[Red_Eye]

novachick wrote:

And you figure you have the pry bar to accomplish that Damn toasters with attitudes

Oh Nova, don't put up a stink. You only play hard to get

[novachick]

And you think a toaster can get me Your gears are slipping skippy

[ShepherdsDog]

damn....when the food processer finds out he's been putting the moves on you she's going to puree his ass.

[novachick]

If there were a food processor I'd puree his ass

[Red_Eye]

ShepherdsDog wrote:

damn....when the food processer finds out he's been putting the moves on you she's going to puree his ass.

ROTFL

[Red_Eye]

novachick wrote:

If there were a food processor I'd puree his ass

The food processor and I know how to grind the meat

[novachick]

Yeah and that meat would be good and damn dead

[alana]

Bad breath is a real sickener. It seems like its always the person with the garlic/onion/beer breath that wants to get right in your face.
You could tell people they stink, but you'd better be sure you never want to see them again.

[Brenda]

Or the smoker


(sorry, just couldn't resist that one )

[alana]

Or a smoker, yeah, if you don't like the smell. Some do.

[novachick]

alana wrote:

Or a smoker, yeah, if you don't like the smell. Some do.

Yeah must be why they sell so many bottles of essence of smoke perfume

[Red_Eye]

Kissing a smoker is like kissing an ashtray without the butts to spit out

[novachick]

Red_Eye wrote:

Kissing a smoker is like kissing an ashtray without the butts to spit out

Kiss a lot of ass do you

[Red_Eye]

no just a couple of Lassie's

[novachick]

we should start calling you peanut butter man then