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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:43 pm
 


lily wrote:
I already know where... I want to know who.

Mitzi somebody?


Dupree.


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:52 pm
 


Sung by Deep Purple:

Flying to salt lake city
Seats 3a and b
I was down and needed a window
But in 3a sat mitzi dupree
She said hi I am mitzi
The queen of the ping pong
Where you going boy
I said nowhere
She said Im movng on
I thought what is this
I cannot resist
Here she is
And Ive always wanted a girl
With a name
A name like mitzi dupree

She said what do you do
I said Im a singer in a band
She said ya Im an entertainer
Reached out and took my hand
She was going to a mining town
Way up north to do her show
I said it must be cold up there
She said depends on who you know
Oh that look in her eye
I can tell you no lies
Im just a man
She made me feel like a king in my mind
I love you mitzi dupree

I said what is this queen of the ping pong business
She smiled what do you think
It has no connection with china
I said oow have another drink
Well I knew right away
That Id seen her act before
In a room behind a kitchen in bangkok
And three or four times more in singapore
She may not be the first
But I know she aint the worst
She was mine but I ran out of time
I miss you I love you mitzi dupree
My darling mitzi dupree


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:31 pm
 


ziggy wrote:
As long as she's not spitting ping pong balls....it's all good. [B-o]
When I first got divorced I dated a few dancers and they all had their head on straight and were into making the money.

Sniffers row isn't really dating. 8O 8O 8O 8O

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:38 pm
 


:lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:00 pm
 


Hey now, Strippers are people too.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:03 pm
 


You shouldn't judge your ex, you should just show her some good faith and try to get through to ther that this is not a decent life she is living.

Being a stripper shouldn't have to be a bad thing, but it too often is, and it leads to a life of alcohol and drug abuse, and often of prostitution.





PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:38 am
 


lily wrote:
mtbr wrote:
lily wrote:
I already know where... I want to know who.

Mitzi somebody?


Dupree.


Thank you!

Good ol mitzi.

I hear she worked her way up to basketballs. 8O





PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:45 am
 


Regina wrote:
ziggy wrote:
As long as she's not spitting ping pong balls....it's all good. [B-o]
When I first got divorced I dated a few dancers and they all had their head on straight and were into making the money.

Sniffers row isn't really dating. 8O 8O 8O 8O

ROTFL


We didnt have one of those at the cosmopolitan.The guys werent allowed anywhere near the stage or dance floor.

The dancers dissapeared when the video lottery terminals showed up as you cant have both in a bar,just one or the other.

At my stag party the boys dragged me out to see the glamazon(septra fontaine)who did a partial strip and a comedy routine.

She licked a sucker and stuck it to her breast and told me to take it off with my teeth,when i got close she sideslapped me with one of those 44 triple d's and knocked me right out of my chair.I had a ball and chain on both legs so couldnt go anywhere.


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:37 am
 


Glad to see moral judgements, generalities are alive,well and still living in a man's boxers. Who gives a crap why she's a stripper and dude your not much of a friend. Your asking a bunch of people you don't know to sit in judgement of your friend, your mocking her by talking about these pics you could show to make some loser fucktard drool. Ya your a hero!


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:13 am
 


Brenda wrote:
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We broke up two years ago. Let me see if I can find one. PFT

You are not seriously going to post pics of her on here, right? Just to satisfy their curiosity? :?


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:51 am
 


Pimpbrewski wrote:
Hey now, Strippers are people too.

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PIMP!

you said you wouldn't post my pic :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:25 am
 


Wow, what an interesting thread this has been so far... :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:43 am
 


Newfette hun,

Would love to see you dance around a pole. :D


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:46 am
 


Pimpbrewski wrote:
Newfette hun,

Would love to see you dance around a pole. :D



you know what it takes

hahahaha


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:49 am
 


newfette wrote:
you know what it takes

hahahaha


ROTFL

Oh yea but as long as the show is only for me, it's all cool. :wink:


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