[mtbr]

Yogi wrote:

You'll never tiotally eliminate these calls regardless of any leislation. But you bet they will take you off of their list and you can have some fun at their expense. I got 2 calls within the last 2 days One male the other female. You must try to sound serious and no laughing. Keep your tone 'conversational'. Right away I take charge of the phone call by telling them that before 'we' go any farther I want to know a bit about you ok? Of course the usual answer is " Umm. I guess so. Like what do you want to know"? Then I cut to the chase with questions like " Are you a virgin"? How old were you when you gave your first BJ? "Do you swallow"? etc.

For guys I'll ask if they are a 'top man' or a 'bottom man'? I even asked one kid if he ever used a cucumber on himself! Told him that he would really enjoy that. Then I finished him off with " Afterwards, just wash the cuke off and put it back in the fridge. Your Mom will never know"!

I don't feel the least bit guilty for messin with them. They called me! In fact I'm already working on another list of questions for my next victim!

you must have one heck of an imagination to come up with questions like that

[Axeman]

One time, the telemarker was giving me the schpeel and I butt in and start telling him about 300' of 48" vinyl coated chain-link fence I had for sale. Every time he tried to get back on track, I'd say "No, no, you're gonna listen to ME sell you some shit for a while."

He actually ended up buying fence.

[BAT119]

My favorite is to say "could you hold for a second while I answer the door" then set the phone down until they go away. The cucumber idea of Yogi's is good I'll try that one next.

[TattoodGirl]

I am going to use the cucumber one!!!!!

I have used the Jehovah Witness schpeel, I wonder if I have actually converted anyone yet...tip for that one, keep a copy of the Watchtower handy.

I also gargled 'Oh Canada' on the line with one...they hung up go figure eh

[Axeman]

TattoodGirl wrote:

I also gargled 'Oh Canada' on the line with one...they hung up go figure eh

Oh, you've GOTTA wave-file that and post it.

[TattoodGirl]

Axeman wrote:

TattoodGirl wrote:

I also gargled 'Oh Canada' on the line with one...they hung up go figure eh

Oh, you've GOTTA wave-file that and post it.

You think?

It works best with Molson Canadian, but now that they have been taken over by Americans it isnt the same...soooo how bout a Keiths or a Sleemans?

[Axeman]

TattoodGirl wrote:

It works best with Molson Canadian, but now that they have been taken over by Americans it isnt the same...soooo how bout a Keiths or a Sleemans?

YUK! Don't drink Sleeman. Every product they make has a weird burnt tast to it. MGD or Moosehead for a SSSSSMMMMMMOOOOOOOTHE beer.

[TattoodGirl]

Axeman wrote:

TattoodGirl wrote:

It works best with Molson Canadian, but now that they have been taken over by Americans it isnt the same...soooo how bout a Keiths or a Sleemans?

YUK! Don't drink Sleeman. Every product they make has a weird burnt tast to it. MGD or Moosehead for a SSSSSMMMMMMOOOOOOOTHE beer.

NOOOOOO...MGD is disgusting!!! Not much taste there....I am kinda a Guinness girl to tell the truth...but I am not gargling that

[mtbr]

TattoodGirl wrote:

Axeman wrote:

TattoodGirl wrote:

I also gargled 'Oh Canada' on the line with one...they hung up go figure eh

Oh, you've GOTTA wave-file that and post it.

You think?

It works best with Molson Canadian, but now that they have been taken over by Americans it isnt the same...

has it improved

[TattoodGirl]

mtbr wrote:

has it improved

No it was actually always piss water, but when gargling the National Anthem...it just worked...its a camping thing

[mtbr]

TattoodGirl wrote:

mtbr wrote:

has it improved

No it was actually always piss water, but when gargling the National Anthem...it just worked...its a camping thing

ahh ..camping I remember the barley breakfasts

[TattoodGirl]

mtbr wrote:

TattoodGirl wrote:

mtbr wrote:

has it improved

No it was actually always piss water, but when gargling the National Anthem...it just worked...its a camping thing

ahh ..camping I remember the barley breakfasts

Barley Breakfast, Barley Lunch, Barley Dinner...why is it when camping you can drink all day and not get drunk....then again that is where the gargling came from...soooo just maybe I was

[mtbr]

TattoodGirl wrote:

Barley Breakfast, Barley Lunch, Barley Dinner...why is it when camping you can drink all day and not get drunk....then again that is where the gargling came from...soooo just maybe I was

I loved beer until I found out I was allergic to it ...it wasn't a hangover after all those years

[TattoodGirl]

mtbr wrote:

TattoodGirl wrote:

Barley Breakfast, Barley Lunch, Barley Dinner...why is it when camping you can drink all day and not get drunk....then again that is where the gargling came from...soooo just maybe I was

I loved beer until I found out I was allergic to it ...it wasn't a hangover after all those years

[Axeman]

TattoodGirl wrote:

Barley Breakfast, Barley Lunch, Barley Dinner...why is it when camping you can drink all day and not get drunk....then again that is where the gargling came from...soooo just maybe I was

The best camping drink is, when you're in Northern Ontario in the fall, stop and buy a basket of blueberries on the Highway 69 and you just grind the blueberries up with rum and 7-up...Experimental Camping Drinking at its best.