[Banff]

Poor Mrs. Y how can she survive with all these expectations ...btw has she found her 3rd full time job yet

[Yogi]

Alta_redneck wrote:

Yogi, if your wife is getting dressed up to go start your truck @ 4:45 am, you should go buy some cows and then she could go feed them at the same time, and then again before she gets ready to go to her partime job in the afternoon. Once the cows are out to pasture in the summer she'd have lots of time then to do the baling. I know where i live in Alberta we can bale up to 11:00 pm on most nights before there's to much dew on the swaths.

Great ideas! She'd probly go for that cuz she's been askin about a 'riding mower' since even if she doesn't take too many breaks, cutting the grass is still a 4 hour job. I'll runn that by her as well when I get home.Thanks Bud

[Yogi]

Banff wrote:

Poor Mrs. Y how can she survive with all these expectations ...btw has she found her 3rd full time job yet

I think she may have some lined up but probly can't make up her mind. When she phoned this morning she did say that she wanted to talk to me about something. Nothing new there though really. I know she values my opinions!

[Yogi]

It all happened so fast! I stepped in the door of the condo and as expected, there stood Mrs. Y. All 105 lbs. Her little hands were balled up into cute little fists.I thot she had just woke up from a nap. You know, when women first wake up they make fists and rub the sleep out of their eyes. I spose they do this cuz they don't have balls to scratch!
WRONG!! She said in a slow,deliberate voice 'where is my bracelet?'
Has anyone here EVER seen a 'coniption fit' ?
Those cute little fists turned into claws
The skin on her face just sorta melted away, FIRE shot out of her eye sockets, Smoke billowed out of her ears, and her hair turned into a thousand writhing little snakes.The most blood curdeling scream filled the room. Not sure if it came from her or me! The Chupacobra looked cuddly by comparison.
I grabbed my kit and split! As I was runnin past the balconie, there she was,shakin those cute little fists in the air and chanting in a language that I do not understand! I have never made such good time gettin back to the farm!
Little Yogi is sitting here on his chair lookin at me like 'What the hell did you do this time'???
Soon as I figger it out I'll let you know, buddy!There's no fixin this fishig rod but I might be able to salvage the line.That was a nice rod too!
I gotta 'suck back & regroup'. See where I went wrong and come up with a new strategy. I'm open to suggestions!
Things might get 'tight' here on the 'farm' for a while(what with my sudden drop in disposable income) so any donations would be greatly appreciated, U.S. funds only tho,I'm still trying to get rid of a bag of pesos that some nitwit sent to help me out of my last predicament!

[ziggy]

Guess she wont be baiting your hook's for awhile eh?

[juggernaut]

themasta wrote:

Slap her around a little.

why would u slap her for?

thats just stupid and mean.