[PENATRATOR]

OK two guys I would love to kick in the teeth, Jared the Subway guy (he is such a loser) and "Chet" the former 400lb slob who worked out on Bowflex and now goes on TV bragging about going without his shirt on, suddenly now, hot chicks seem to hang off him (at least until the money Bowflex pays them is spent) Anybody got others they can't stand??????????

[SprCForr]

See the one for the investment company that has the green shoes with the springs in the heels?

It starts out with a bunch of older guys sitting around a conference room talking about a green running shoe they have. The one guy says that his son says they're sick. Another asks what sick means. Another replies that it's the same as phat. Being older guys they're a little confused. Another says it's good. The original guys says "So, then sick is good?" and another comes out with the boner "So we're so phat, we're sick?" Announcer cuts in to say that blah blah investment company does the research so we won't make a poor investment with your money. Fades.

So here is where I have the problem. The company built this shoe and the guy took them home. His kid likes the shoe. But because these old guys don't know the hip cool lingo, the investment firm isn't going to invest in it. But they built a shoe that kids like. Wouldn't you want to invest in a company that builds shoes that kids like?

[PENATRATOR]

Yeah, I have seen it, it is dumb too. Just about any wonans hygene commercial is pretty bad also

[Chopper]

How about this one:

Elderly couple sits in their living room, enjoying a tea. Phone rings:

Elderly man: "Hello."
Nanosecond later
Elderly man: "Honey it's Patrick, and he took out life insurance."

I want to kick that old man in the throat, and I want to hang Patrick up by his sack!!!

[PENATRATOR]

Classic TV moment Chop, good call, how about the old womans Diaper commercial, with the gay 50's style rock music! Arggggghhhhh

[Ontario_Born]

My dream in life is to beat a Welches Grape juice kid. Preferably the blond one.

[Chopper]

Just saw one last night that made me want to break out the chainsaw and go dancing through a feminist convention.

Scene opens on a bunch of chicks apparently stranded on some kind of desert island. {mindless dribble follows}

End Scene - chicks standing on the beach with "Send Tampax" written out in the sand with some other form of feminine hygiene product.

[PENATRATOR]

Funny, I mentioned that lastnight while we were watching the OC (did I just admit that??) about how GAY that commercial was. It got no response

[PENATRATOR]

Ohhhhhhhhh that fucking Travel Lodge commercial "That's it? That's IT. That's it? That's IT. That's it? YES THAT'S FUCKING IT ALREADY ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Pimpbrewski]

PENATRATOR wrote:

Ohhhhhhhhh that fucking Travel Lodge commercial "That's it? That's IT. That's it? That's IT. That's it? YES THAT'S FUCKING IT ALREADY ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yea, pretty annoying isn't it ??? lol !!!

Would have been funny if instead... the girl behind the desk actually said ``No, sir, that's not it, In fact, I do still owe you a complimentary ......`` as she undressed and escorted the client in an unoccupied room.

[PENATRATOR]

Franky, you should be directing porn movies! That's awesome