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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:17 pm
 


Actually, MOST tv commercials suck. But a couple that really, really suck are the 'travelocity gnome' commercials. Like 12 year olds book flights and hotel rooms!
And ALL Tim Horton's commercials suck. Big Time! So do their coffee & donuts. Why don't the people who write commercials make them more 'age specific'? :x :x


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:25 pm
 


Those shampoo commercials with the giant purple kangaroo drive me crazy.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:26 pm
 


WOAH WOAH WOAH.

Did you.... Oh my fuckign god, YOU DID! 8O YOU JUST DISSED TIM HORTONS.

You are now on my list..... *writes "Yogi" under "USA" and glares at Yogi*

Commercials you can't get out of your head really suck.

Like the HeadOn commercials before they started the spoof commercials of their own product, brilliant and fucking annoying on their part. I laughed so hard when the spoofs came out, because those commercials actually was driving everyone crazy.

'HeadOn, Apply Directly to the forehead, HeadOn, Apply Directly to the forehead, HeadOn, Apply Directly to the forehead'

Kill....


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:28 pm
 


Oh! And those fuckign creepy commercials for peopel with Erectile Disfunction really disturb me.

Really not something you feel comfortable sitting with the family and watching.

"Ask your docter about it"

No, Shut up. I don't want to see a bunch of 70 year old peopel Happy on my TV commercials, that's just gross.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:42 pm
 


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"Ask your docter about it"


that was for celebrex painkiller


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:44 pm
 


Those TP commercials that show you how much you can soak up, and therefore use less. I don't want to soak it up, I want to wipe my ass off. Besides, if you're putting that much piss into the tissue, that would indicate to me that you're not finished and should wait a couple more seconds!


Cha cha cha! :D


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:06 pm
 


Knoss wrote:
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"Ask your docter about it"


that was for celebrex painkiller
Clealis and Viagra use it too.

Those ones with that weirdo guy who always seems to drop his pants are also kinda creepy. "Meet Bob!"


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:11 pm
 


Those commercials that basically say "Hey, your a fuckign retard, so buy this".

Like Commericals for hoses. It shows this new hose, then the announcer "Have you ever had trouble with your old hose, like this?" Cutting to a scene purposefully blanded and darkened to help sell their useless hose. It has a retard trying to escape the clutches of his rope. "Then but our new (Numbers and Letters liek Mad) Deluxe Super Sized Mega Ultra Water Firing Hose! We got the Fire Department of Canada to endorse this peice of shit too!

No actually, I HAVE HAD THAT TROUBLE with a hose because I AM NOT A FUCKING RETARD.

I'd liek to slap someone.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:33 pm
 


My god, I've read quite a few of your blogs and agreed somewhat with whawt you were saying, but by they fuck you hit the nail on the head this time...keep those wrinkly old bastard (said with the utmost respect for my elders) off my T.V. set! Hey, if they need the little blue pill to get it up, power to them, but don't fucking advertise it.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:21 pm
 


Any new drug/medicine ad pisses me off. So do most car commercials...


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:37 pm
 


SprCForr wrote:
Those TP commercials that show you how much you can soak up, and therefore use less. I don't want to soak it up, I want to wipe my ass off. Besides, if your putting that much piss into the tissue, that would indicate to me that your not finished and should wait a couple more seconds!


Cha cha cha! :D


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:39 pm
 


Yeah, what is with the toilet paper fetish bears taking a shit in the woods?


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:43 pm
 


[quote="Mr_Canada"]WOAH WOAH WOAH.

Did you.... Oh my fuckign god, YOU DID! 8O YOU JUST DISSED TIM HORTONS.

*** Note*** timmy's is OWNED by Ohio based 'Wendy's International Inc.' :lol:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:48 pm
 


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*** Note*** timmy's is OWNED by Ohio based 'Wendy's International Inc.'


But a Canadian is the majority stock holder of Wendy's... :wink:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:59 pm
 


Here is one commerical that does NOT suck.

[video width=400 height=350]http://www.hostsearch.ca/images/Tuborg_beer2.mpeg[/video]


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