Consider yourself a fashion statement with that oh so manly 'stache loitering above yer upper lip? Read on . . . .
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Scrape off the 'stache
By STEVE TILLEY -- For the Edmonton Sun
Dude! Gross! A giant, hairy caterpillar with bits of food stuck to its fur appears to have crawled out of your nose and is now lying in wait above your mouth, biding its time until it has a chance to wriggle inside and lay its eggs and ... oh, my mistake. It's just your moustache.
We're here today to mourn the passing of the moustache from the realm of things that have the potential to ever be cool again. It's been a long time coming, and the venerable 'stache has put up a good fight, but somebody's gotta throw the first shovel of dirt on its grave so we can go through the grieving process and get on with our lives.
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