gstang23 wrote:
If god hated you the numbers would be:
2,9,21,24,32,42
I actually met someone with a ticket like this. Every # off by 1
its happened to me twice... one number above on each number...... and one number below on each number.....
The reason for that is because i'd really try to do somthing with the money... I have real plans... not selfish me oriented things...
Show you my luck: or as I like to call it , "Don't show me the money!!!!!"
If the above wasn't enough for you...
I don't even bother with role up the win to "Please play again... got a friend of mine who wins all the electronic stuff.. TV sets, Stereos etc etc etc...
Two years ago hero homes lottery guy who win the lottery ticket # one away house everything... second ticket was two # off from a vehicle....
Me nada sweet bugger all just the enjoyment of playing the game..
So I basically gave away $100 for the lottery fund that goes to help fire, police, amulance so it's not that bad cause i'd give that away anyways... but everytime I enter a lottery.. uhm nope....
Kiss of death for group lotteries too kicked $100 into a work lottery to cover each person for 1 month 6/49 and BC/ 49.... there were 20 people on the office.... $2,000 dollars into the lottery pool... one month not even 3 f'ing numbers.. once.
On top of all that called it once at a reverse draw..... 125 tickets in the barrel every 25th ticket gets there $125 ticket cost back... top 5 guys left with tickets still in the barrell win the money prize.. from the time the first ticket was drawn.. I said watch this i'll be #6 left... go through the entire draw.... 119 peoples tickets pulled... a buddy of mine says wow your still on the board.. I said it doesn't matter I'll get called next out of the money... Took a puff from my cigar... the card was drawn ... turn to my table stood up and said "wait for it."... Customary in our group to stand up and face ridicule after your ticket is drawn and name announced....then they called my ticket # and my name..... everyone looks at me and said I can't believe you called that.. that's my life i said took another puff from my cigar.. a drink of scotch... laughed and sat down..... And some people say God doesn't have a sense of humour... living proof....LOL
No easy ways for me to winn everything is hard work..
Glowing example.....lost $100 my own money plus $5,000 casino cash on a double down split all in playing 21.. black jack....
I had two queens split them lying Queen jack and Queen ten so 2 20's dealer must stand at 17 just the house and me... she draws four cards to hit 16... then I even called the suit and card that hit next... 5 spades... she flipped the cards.. 5 spades.. 21 house wins 5 cards... never played 21 again..... I told the lady dealer behind the counter... if you every do that again just reach across the table and give the player a kiss.... cause I don't know about you but I prefer to gets kissed just after i get f**Ked.
Playing Texas holdem in a tourney pot is up to $20,000 in chips cdn.. I had an AK.. Anna kornacova Ace King.. unsuited (Spade and a diamond ) which by the way I can't stand end up with the turn AKK (ace and king suited clubs) and flop ( 10 suited to AK clubs) River falls it's a Jack of Clubs..... on the call guess what my buddies two cards were...Q and 9 of clubs.. My cards Full house kings over aces... only thing that is on the table that can beat me... is a Royal flush and my buddy nailed it $5,000 pay out total.. F**K...
he told we later that the only reason he played the Q9 was becauase they were suited... but he had no idea what was going to happen.. on the turn and Flop it was setting him up but he never thought he'd land the river.... and do you think he shared any of that with me... nope just bought me a beer.... and dissappeared into the night. oh well.. my life.... unlucky...... but lucky in other areas...
but then I found out 4 and the bonus number dont add up to shit....>200 bucks...which is nice...but....fuck. Thats as close as I will ever get....why couldnt that 20 have been a 21 or the 43 a 44...or both? Which brings up the main question....... Why does god hate me? 
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