[stemmer]

With the recent prediction in 2 years time Ontario will be a have not province and Newfoundland a have province.... Will old Newfie jokes be recycled as Ontario jokes ???

If Newfie is the nickname for Newfoundlander, what is Ontario's?

http://www.canada.com/topics/news/story ... b6f97832fc

[sasquatch2]

Psst....

Newfie jokes are just recycled "mainlander jokes" already.

Mainlanders have no imagination or sense of HAHA...

[Scape]

UFO - Unemployed from Ontario, will have an even bitter sting to it.

[lostalex]

newfies are funny. i was watching a youtube video featuring newfies the other day. i felt embarassed for them. Jerry springer should do a week of taping there. would be funny.

Jerry Springer "canada week special" schedule:

Monday - "2 girls 1 moose"
Tuesday - "arctic circle love triangle"
Wednesday - "who's my daddy? my grandpa or my uncle? paternity tests revealed!"
Thursday - "continental battle of the rednecks: newfies vs. texans (cage match)"
Friday - "Alien abduction: my newfie baby is a hybrid!"

[Bacardi4206]

What I never really get is why people like to make fun of Ontario, or more pin point exact. Toronto. Because of our hockey team? lol or because you're just jealous of Toronto's popularity, and the ammount of jobs it has .

[mtbr]

Bacardi4206 wrote:

What I never really get is why people like to make fun of Ontario, or more pin point exact. Toronto. Because of our hockey team? lol or because you're just jealous of Toronto's popularity, and the ammount of jobs it has .

it's always easier to pin point "THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE"

[DrCaleb]

stemmer wrote:

.... Will old Newfie jokes be recycled as Ontario jokes ???

No. Most of Canadians like Newfs, and we have different jokes about Ontarians.

/zingggggg

[newfette]

DrCaleb wrote:

stemmer wrote:

.... Will old Newfie jokes be recycled as Ontario jokes ???

No. Most of Canadians like Newfs, and we have different jokes about Ontarians.

/zingggggg

lol

and the reason most newfie jokes work is because newfies can laugh at themselves

[kenmore]

are newfie joke albertan jokes? I mean half of newfies now live in Alberta.. right...

[Mr_Canada]

Bacardi4206 wrote:

What I never really get is why people like to make fun of Ontario, or more pin point exact. Toronto. Because of our hockey team? lol or because you're just jealous of Toronto's popularity, and the ammount of jobs it has .

Exactly, lol.

There's nothing wrong with Toronto...

Anyone watch "Let's All Hate Toronto"? It's a comedy, but it's pretty good.

It relays 10 "reasons" why people would "Hate Toronto".

And then it proves each and everyone one as a virtually pathetic reason to hate Toronto.

Then it goes about trying to find the city that hates Toronto the most.

Good movie.

[DrCaleb]

kenmore wrote:

are newfie joke albertan jokes? I mean half of newfies now live in Alberta.. right...

Yes. The fellas finished all the work back home, so they came here to give us a hand.