[Biblical_Christian]

According to the Bible, I couldn't see it in the Bible. Waters will probably rise a bit, thats about it, Tempratures rise. But, other things have to happen first, and when everythings all said and done, God is goin to Totally redo the Earth. But it suire aint from GLOBAL WARMING. SO everybody can just settle down, lol.

[coltsrmint2]

Kidding of course


God is going to totally redo the earth. MAO Maybe the Home and Garden network can get GOD and Mother nature together on this project or maybe those 2 dudes that act gay, they could all get together and do a Earth heist show....Now that is some good shit right there.......LOL
The Arctic will be Florida some day and we have nothing to worry about except some water levels rising???

[N_Fiddledog]

Biblical Christian, speaking as a global warming skeptic who prefers to approach this issue from the science, I have to say...no offense...but we're more comfortable when you guys take the other side. And there are a lot of you over there saying stuff like God's going to burn the planet up. Not by flood but fire this time. You should check it out.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Pimp mah Planet

[sandorski]

Just skip over the destruction of Civilization thing. As long as there's 2 people to repopulate, we shouldn't worry?

[PluggyRug]

sandorski wrote:

Just skip over the destruction of Civilization thing. As long as there's 2 people to repopulate, we shouldn't worry?

So long as it's not two GW alarmists.

[sandorski]

PluggyRug wrote:

sandorski wrote:

Just skip over the destruction of Civilization thing. As long as there's 2 people to repopulate, we shouldn't worry?

So long as it's not two GW alarmists.

[ridenrain]

Any world repopulated by Al Gore and Elisabeth May probably isn't worth living on anyways.

[Zipperfish]

Biblical_Christian wrote:

According to the Bible, I couldn't see it in the Bible. Waters will probably rise a bit, thats about it, Tempratures rise. But, other things have to happen first, and when everythings all said and done, God is goin to Totally redo the Earth. But it suire aint from GLOBAL WARMING. SO everybody can just settle down, lol.

Nobody said it was going to kill mankind. Do try to keep up.

[Freakinoldguy]

Damn. Now what the hell am I gonna do with that 300 cubit long boat in my backyard?

[sandorski]

Freakinoldguy wrote:

Damn. Now what the hell am I gonna do with that 300 cubit long boat in my backyard?

Dress up as Noah and open a Theme Park.

[Thanos]

Yeah, but what good does any of this do for those of us hoping it would kill mankind? The asteroids don't appear to be co-operating right now so what else do we have to look forward to?

[Hyack]

Freakinoldguy wrote:

Damn. Now what the hell am I gonna do with that 300 cubit long boat in my backyard?

In Genesis 6:19-21, it is written:

And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female.

Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive.

And take thou unto thee of all food that is eaten, and thou shalt gather it to thee; and it shall be for food for thee, and for them.

Have fun shoveling all that shit.....

[raydan]

Hyack wrote:

Freakinoldguy wrote:

Damn. Now what the hell am I gonna do with that 300 cubit long boat in my backyard?

In Genesis 6:19-21, it is written:

And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female.

Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive.

And take thou unto thee of all food that is eaten, and thou shalt gather it to thee; and it shall be for food for thee, and for them.

Have fun shoveling all that shit.....

Do we have to take 2 politicians and 2 lawyers?

Unless we load them up to feed the hyenas during the trip.

[sandorski]

raydan wrote:

Hyack wrote:

Freakinoldguy wrote:

Damn. Now what the hell am I gonna do with that 300 cubit long boat in my backyard?

In Genesis 6:19-21, it is written:

And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female.

Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive.

And take thou unto thee of all food that is eaten, and thou shalt gather it to thee; and it shall be for food for thee, and for them.

Have fun shoveling all that shit.....

Do we have to take 2 politicians and 2 lawyers?

Unless we load them up to feed the hyenas during the trip.

In such an event, there are Winners and Losers. The guy with the boat gets to decide. If Sky Beardo comes asking later, he can just do a, "I thought I forgot something" and then edit out the mistake from official records. No future person will be the wiser.