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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:49 am
 


[web]http://news.sympatico.msn.ctv.ca/TopStories/ContentPosting.aspx?feedname=CTV-TOPSTORIES_V2&showbyline=True&newsitemid=CTVNews%2f20070424%2fnew_planet_070424[/web]


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:51 am
 


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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:01 am
 


Yep, 20 light years away! 5.87 trillion miles in a light year, approximately - light travels one metre in .000000003335640952 secs.

Thank FUCK! we're too STUPID to get there and POLLUTE it as well! We're the only STUPID animal on this planet that pollutes it's own environment - DELIBERATELY! Yep, we're REALLY BRIGHT!


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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:15 am
 


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Thank FUCK! we're too STUPID to get there and POLLUTE it as well! We're the only STUPID animal on this planet that pollutes it's own environment - DELIBERATELY! Yep, we're REALLY BRIGHT!


What a pile of crap. Every creature soils or impacts its environment then moves on. If it gets excessive Mother Nature introduces a disease or some other factor to balance the equation and return the species to an equilibrium. What the 12 Monkey crowd fails to realise is that humans and our impact are part of rather then in spite of the natural cycle.


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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 9:34 am
 


How can that be crap? So, other animals are driving around in vehicles, throwing trash into landfills, etc.? Holy shit, boy, where are these fucking creatures? The only one full of shit and too stupid to look in the mirror and admit he is a stupid fuck along with the rest of mankind is you.

If it gets excessive Mother Nature introduces a disease or some other factor to balance the equation and return the species to an equilibrium.

The problem is, animals don't have the luxury of figuring this out, but we do. Your theory holds as much water as a soaking wet diaper, boy.

Also, I would like to point out some things to you that obviously went over your head. Why? Light travels 186,000 miles a second. Did you read my little tidbits of trivia? I don't think you did, for if you did, you would realize that WE ARE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO GET THERE THANK FUCK. But, alas, you let your heart do the thinking.


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How can that be crap? So, other animals are driving around in vehicles, throwing trash into landfills, etc.? Holy shit, boy, where are these fucking creatures?


Watch the damage that 500,000 migrating caribou do to every inch they cover. All creatures’ great and small effect the environment and Mother Nature has already accounted for it. If man drives around in a vehicle casting plastic coke bottles and cigarette butts at regular intervals it is because through deliberate intelligent design or natural selection we are doing what is expected of us. Can you prove that the planet did not create us to drive certain species to extinction or to save the planet itself from a future cosmic threat such as a super nova?

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The only one full of shit and too stupid to look in the mirror and admit he is a stupid fuck along with the rest of mankind is you.


Let me see if I have this paradox straight; I'm not bright enough to realise how stupid I am but by contrast you have attained a level of intellect that allows you to conclude undoubtedly that you're a stupid fuck? I disagree with your initial assertion but wholeheartedly endorse the latter.

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The problem is, animals don't have the luxury of figuring this out, but we do. Your theory holds as much water as a soaking wet diaper, boy.


Um...that's the whole point, natural selection through superior intellect. Oh wait, you regard yourself as a "stupid fuck" so I can appreciate how this escapes you. Maybe when you're out hugging Grizzlies like Timothy Treadwell and Amie Huguenard and Darwin decides to claim you, for the briefest of moments you'll understand.

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Also, I would like to point out some things to you that obviously went over your head. Why? Light travels 186,000 miles a second. Did you read my little tidbits of trivia? I don't think you did, for if you did, you would realize that WE ARE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO GET THERE THANK FUCK. But, alas, you let your heart do the thinking.


Again the "stupid fuck" proves his self-titled label.

You are basing your assertion that to travel in space it must be linear similar to the course that light travels. However quantum mechanics and the emerging technology of hyperdrive (US military is even reportedly experimenting with it for helicopters) suggest otherwise and that we may be able to move beyond Einstein’s four dimensional model to Heim's six dimensions.

**Hmm. Not simple enough**

To really dumb it down for you pull out a sheet of paper and draw two dots on either end. The shortest distance that you see (and that light would travel) is to draw a straight line between the dots (linear). Quantum mechanics and multi dimensional manipulation provides you the liberty of folding the paper together so the two dots are touching and the distance between them is shorter then the circumference of the original dot. Thus, any planet in the universe can technically be closer to traverse to then the distance from one end of your bathroom to the other.

So hopefully that answers how you are full of crap both from the 12 Monkey perspective and the scientific perspective.


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Ever see what a herd of trees can do to the landscape? They just carpet the whole thing, blocking all the sunlight from poor little grasses and shrubs.


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grainfedprairieboy wrote:
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How can that be crap? So, other animals are driving around in vehicles, throwing trash into landfills, etc.? Holy shit, boy, where are these fucking creatures?


Watch the damage that 500,000 migrating caribou do to every inch they cover. All creatures’ great and small effect the environment and Mother Nature has already accounted for it. If man drives around in a vehicle casting plastic coke bottles and cigarette butts at regular intervals it is because through deliberate intelligent design or natural selection we are doing what is expected of us. Can you prove that the planet did not create us to drive certain species to extinction or to save the planet itself from a future cosmic threat such as a super nova?

norad wrote:
The only one full of shit and too stupid to look in the mirror and admit he is a stupid fuck along with the rest of mankind is you.


Let me see if I have this paradox straight; I'm not bright enough to realise how stupid I am but by contrast you have attained a level of intellect that allows you to conclude undoubtedly that you're a stupid fuck? I disagree with your initial assertion but wholeheartedly endorse the latter.

norad wrote:
The problem is, animals don't have the luxury of figuring this out, but we do. Your theory holds as much water as a soaking wet diaper, boy.


Um...that's the whole point, natural selection through superior intellect. Oh wait, you regard yourself as a "stupid fuck" so I can appreciate how this escapes you. Maybe when you're out hugging Grizzlies like Timothy Treadwell and Amie Huguenard and Darwin decides to claim you, for the briefest of moments you'll understand.

norad wrote:
Also, I would like to point out some things to you that obviously went over your head. Why? Light travels 186,000 miles a second. Did you read my little tidbits of trivia? I don't think you did, for if you did, you would realize that WE ARE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO GET THERE THANK FUCK. But, alas, you let your heart do the thinking.


Again the "stupid fuck" proves his self-titled label.

You are basing your assertion that to travel in space it must be linear similar to the course that light travels. However quantum mechanics and the emerging technology of hyperdrive (US military is even reportedly experimenting with it for helicopters) suggest otherwise and that we may be able to move beyond Einstein’s four dimensional model to Heim's six dimensions.

**Hmm. Not simple enough**

To really dumb it down for you pull out a sheet of paper and draw two dots on either end. The shortest distance that you see (and that light would travel) is to draw a straight line between the dots (linear). Quantum mechanics and multi dimensional manipulation provides you the liberty of folding the paper together so the two dots are touching and the distance between them is shorter then the circumference of the original dot. Thus, any planet in the universe can technically be closer to traverse to then the distance from one end of your bathroom to the other.

So hopefully that answers how you are full of crap both from the 12 Monkey perspective and the scientific perspective.


What the .... What are you talking about :lol: :roll:


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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 2:43 pm
 


worm holes , rips in space and time....time is theoritically curved ......so with enough energy it is theoritically possible to bend time. Thus shorting the trip :wink: .........Didn't you ever watch StarTrek?


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Didn't you ever watch StarTrek?

I think you mean videodrome :) ...call it astro projection or heavy doses of LSD but the human body would have to take a different form to get beyond the moon or mars , at least in our life time . We're animals physically and stuck here , at least for now ...but the only ones to realize it .


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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:47 pm
 


grainfedprairieboy wrote:
norad wrote:
Thank FUCK! we're too STUPID to get there and POLLUTE it as well! We're the only STUPID animal on this planet that pollutes it's own environment - DELIBERATELY! Yep, we're REALLY BRIGHT!


What a pile of crap. Every creature soils or impacts its environment then moves on. If it gets excessive Mother Nature introduces a disease or some other factor to balance the equation and return the species to an equilibrium. What the 12 Monkey crowd fails to realise is that humans and our impact are part of rather then in spite of the natural cycle.


That's funny... That's exaclty what I was thinking?
We abuse the environment, the environment becomes more and more inhospitable untill were gone. Just like that. Can't say it's much of a loss though.


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worm holes , rips in space and time....time is theoritically curved ......so with enough energy it is theoritically possible to bend time. Thus shorting the trip :wink: .........Didn't you ever watch StarTrek?

That's just great. I fucking knew this would light the absurd ide of colonizing space...
Werry convinient that they found a new inhabitable planet just as we were about to change the way we live to ensure there's future generations.

Soon enough people will start thinking there's hope without effort. Just fucking swell.


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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:57 pm
 


OPP wrote:
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worm holes , rips in space and time....time is theoritically curved ......so with enough energy it is theoritically possible to bend time. Thus shorting the trip :wink: .........Didn't you ever watch StarTrek?

That's just great. I fucking knew this would light the absurd ide of colonizing space...
Werry convinient that they found a new inhabitable planet just as we were about to change the way we live to ensure there's future generations.

Soon enough people will start thinking there's hope without effort. Just fucking swell.
Yes, because getting to a planet 20 light years away with the mere "potential" to support life requires no effort.


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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:58 pm
 


Blue_Nose wrote:
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fatbasturd wrote:
worm holes , rips in space and time....time is theoritically curved ......so with enough energy it is theoritically possible to bend time. Thus shorting the trip :wink: .........Didn't you ever watch StarTrek?

That's just great. I fucking knew this would light the absurd ide of colonizing space...
Werry convinient that they found a new inhabitable planet just as we were about to change the way we live to ensure there's future generations.

Soon enough people will start thinking there's hope without effort. Just fucking swell.
Yes, because getting to a planet 20 light years away with the mere "potential" to support life requires no effort.

Not from this generation it doesn't.


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