[Pseudonym]

I have visions of tesla coils and bug lights dancing in my head.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/03/16/mosquito.laser.weapon/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

[DrCaleb]

I saw that a couple days ago. What happened to the good old days when all we needed was a friggen shark?

[raydan]

Where's PETA when you need them.

[ShepherdsDog]

I'd love one of those that you could program for different annoying sounds, like dogs barking, cats yowling, squirrels chattering and 'Could we share the Word of Jehovah with you?'

[raydan]

ShepherdsDog wrote:

I'd love one of those that you could program for different annoying sounds, like dogs barking, cats yowling, squirrels chattering and 'Could we share the Word of Jehovah with you?'

...wife nagging.

[ShepherdsDog]

well for that you'd need different settings....can't fry her otherwise the dishes would never get done, the laundry would pile up and I'd have to start talking nice to the Palm sisters again.

[Regina]