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WOULD YOU WATCH MIDGETS FIGHTING LIONS ON PPV??
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  54%  [ 7 ]
NO I'D RATHER WATCH MIDGET PORN  31%  [ 4 ]
I'M SCARED OF MIDGETS  15%  [ 2 ]
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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:27 pm
 


THIS IS NOT GETTING THE ATTENTION IT DESERVES OVER IN THE NEWS HIGHLIGHTS, HAVE YOU EVER READ ANYTHING SO STUPID IT'S FUNNY???????

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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.


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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:29 pm
 


Thats the first thing i thought of when i read it.

i wonder what happened to the lion ?


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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:33 pm
 


I have heard that Tyson wants him in Las VEgas next fall!! Hahahaha


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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:35 pm
 


I found this while scouting for starnge news items to post.. I had to read it twice to make sure but upon searching I found out it was true.. what a way to go I think.. Pretty lame of the boss to try that dont you think???


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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:40 pm
 


Pretty funny though RH!!

Hey tell me more about you penchant for midget porn?? Hahahahahah


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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:51 pm
 


That's no fun!! :(


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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:55 pm
 


lily wrote:


So it didn't happen! Ironically that is terrible because I am still visualizing dead and mutilated midgets in a blood stained arena. I may very well be damaged for life!


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:01 am
 


What an event! Vince McMahon eat your heart out.


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