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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 4:35 pm
 


https://nypost.com/2018/04/14/activist- ... l-warming/

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Activist lawyer burned himself to death to protest global warming

A “green” activist who was a pioneering lawyer for gay and transgender rights — including in the notorious “Boys Don’t Cry” rape murder case — committed suicide by setting himself on fire Saturday morning in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park in a grisly act of protest against the ecological destruction of the Earth.

David Buckel, 60, left behind a charred corpse and a typed suicide note that said he was burning himself to death using “fossil fuel” to reflect how mankind was likewise killing itself, police sources said.

He left the note in a manila envelope marked “To The Police,” recovered from inside a black metal pushcart he discarded at the scene.

“Most humans on the planet now breathe air made unhealthy by fossil fuels, and many die early deaths as a result,” Buckel wrote in his note, which he also sent to the New York Times.

“My early death by fossil fuel reflects what we are doing to ourselves.”

He added, “Honorable purpose in life invites honorable purpose in death.”

Passers-by were horrified to see Buckel’s burned remains.



Well done, Mr. Buckel, well done, indeed! R=UP


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:42 pm
 


Don't you wish more econuts were as committed to their cause? :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:52 pm
 


It was a poorly thought out statement, he should have used ethanol.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:54 pm
 


In related news, scientific analysis of the remains has revealed that lawyers are the most efficient-burning substance on earth. Plans to open a 100% lawyer-fired power plant are already being drafted.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:21 pm
 


So to protest global warming he commits an act that contributes to global warming? I wonder if his wishes are to have his remains cremated for good measure...


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:33 pm
 


Everybody dance. :D



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