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Author: | Tory_canuck [ Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:06 pm ] |
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son. |
Author: | Stellar [ Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:12 pm ] |
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What's this forum about again? |
Author: | kerfuffled [ Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:06 pm ] |
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There once was a man from Nantucket... aww, nevermind... |
Author: | Ripcat [ Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:19 am ] |
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I'm still looking for the explicit content....... |
Author: | Ripcat [ Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:29 am ] |
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Found it! Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fuck. Jack licked her clit and made her shit And Jill knelt down to suck. |
Author: | ShepherdsDog [ Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:37 am ] |
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summary |
Author: | Ripcat [ Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:46 am ] |
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ShepherdsDog, high on the grog, Went off to the seven-eleven. He cut through the bog and tripped on a log And now he's gone to heaven. |
Author: | ShepherdsDog [ Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:42 am ] |
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Hey diddle diddle Ripcat did a piddle All over the kitchen floor The little dog laughed To see such sport So Ripcat did a little bit more. |
Author: | Ripcat [ Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:05 pm ] |
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hehe Hey diddle diddle The Dog and his riddle Made Ripcat pee on the floor. Wouldn't you know it, That Dog was a poet, So Ripcat sits waiting for more. |
Author: | LittleBastard [ Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:12 am ] |
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Straight from the Diceman.......... Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two-fifty that f*ckin' whore! Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack burnt off his f*ckin' d*ck! Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over And gave her a bone of her own! Peter peter pumpkin eater had a wife loved to beat her smacked her twice across the head f*cked her @ss and went to bed Hickory Dickory Dock The bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dropped my goo And dropped the bitch off at the next block! Little bow peep f*cked a sheep blew a horse, licked his feet, she ate his @ss so very nice tongued his balls not once but twice. AND there you have it!? LOL |
Author: | JayRoc [ Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:22 am ] |
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OHHHHHH.... |
Author: | ShepherdsDog [ Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:30 am ] |
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porscheboxster2001 porscheboxster2001: Straight from the Diceman..........
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two-fifty that f*ckin' whore! Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack burnt off his f*ckin' d*ck! Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over And gave her a bone of her own! Peter peter pumpkin eater had a wife loved to beat her smacked her twice across the head f*cked her @ss and went to bed Hickory Dickory Dock The bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dropped my goo And dropped the bitch off at the next block! Little bow peep f*cked a sheep blew a horse, licked his feet, she ate his @ss so very nice tongued his balls not once but twice. AND there you have it!? LOL Now that's f*ckin more like it. The first post came off as an elementary school *giggle, giggle, I'm being naughty* poem. Explicit my f*ckin @$$ [marq=right]Diceman Rules!![/marq] |
Author: | sasca11 [ Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:39 pm ] |
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Rapcat can flow but I got to go respect for now keep it coming mun ... |
Author: | Scarecrow [ Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:00 pm ] |
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I... can't... stop.... laughing. |
Author: | CanadianHeat [ Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:20 pm ] |
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thats hilarious. I can't even come up with one that is better. let me try though... Peter Peter Pumpkin eater couldn't get it up so he used an egg beater his wife had a fit after he tore up her clit cause now shit is neater heh heh |
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