CanadianHeat beats his meat,
In a effort to make a rhyme.
We'll give him a chance,
To pull up his pants,
And write a few lines that keep time.
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| Author: | Ripcat [ Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:44 pm ] |
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CanadianHeat beats his meat, In a effort to make a rhyme. We'll give him a chance, To pull up his pants, And write a few lines that keep time.
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| Author: | twister [ Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:58 pm ] |
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here's to the hole that never heals the more you rub it the better it feels and all the soap this side of hell won't wash away that fishy smell wine women song and vice syphillis blueballs crabs and lice We've had them all by Jesus christ Gentlemen.. TO THE QUEEN One I remember from military Rugby days: best not viewed by anyone.. other than military personel.. they have been cleared: Are you in the Military? Have you ever been in the Military? Okay here goes are you ready? No seriosly are you ready? Here's to the woman I loved the best A many of times I sucked her chest She f**ked me standing I f**ked her lying I even f**ked her while she was dying But all dressed up and not forgotten I'l dig up her bones and F**k her rotten... |
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| Author: | bossdog [ Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:02 pm ] |
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$1: Here's to the woman I loved the best
A many of times I sucked her chest She f**ked me standing I f**ked her lying I even f**ked her while she was dying But all dressed up and not forgotten I'l dig up her bones and F**k her rotten... HAHA! Love it! [align=center]PDT_Armataz_01_25 [/align] |
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| Author: | CanadianHeat [ Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:05 pm ] |
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Ripcat Ripcat: CanadianHeat beats his meat,
In a effort to make a rhyme. We'll give him a chance, To pull up his pants, And write a few lines that keep time. gee thanks ripcat. heh heh You can't beat the CanadianHeat and if you try to cheat, he will get out of his seat rip out his meat and give ripcat a treat maybe even knock out some of his teeth. |
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| Author: | Brunswicked [ Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:43 pm ] |
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You guys are just too funny. I 've never laughed so much in my life. |
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| Author: | Ripcat [ Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:17 pm ] |
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Lick her in the morning, Lick her in the evening, Lick her 'fore supper time, Lick your little honey so she's coming all the time. Suck it the morning, Suck it in the evening, Suck it 'fore supper time, Suck your man's member so he's coming all the time. Fuckin' in the morning, Fuckin' in the evening, Fuckin' 'fore supper time, Always fuck your honey so they want you all the time!!! ![[eat]](./images/smilies/readytoeat.gif "Read to eat")
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| Author: | phiscott [ Wed May 31, 2006 12:13 pm ] |
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Jack 7 Jill went up the hill to get a pail of water, Jack got high, pulled down his fly & now they have a daugther. |
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| Author: | JackJack [ Wed May 31, 2006 12:23 pm ] |
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 I have a son AND a daughter!!??
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| Author: | fatbasturd [ Wed May 31, 2006 1:40 pm ] |
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mary had a little lamb it's fleece as black as coal every time it jumped a fence...you could see it's pink asshole
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| Author: | jazzman [ Wed May 31, 2006 1:57 pm ] |
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You guys are something else man. After reading this, you just made my day. |
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| Author: | PluggyRug [ Wed May 31, 2006 2:48 pm ] |
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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, The mouse ran down, It's ass was brown, And so was the cuckoo's cock. |
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| Author: | bootlegga [ Wed May 31, 2006 2:51 pm ] |
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The one I remember from the Reserves (that we used on PT) goes something like this... Up jumped a Ranger from the coconut grove, He was a mean motherfucker you could tell by his clothes. He wore a two button beany with a three button stitch, He was a cock-sucking, motherfucking son-of-a-bitch! He lined a hundred hookers up against a wall, Made a two dollar bet he could fuck them all. He fucked 98 until his balls turned blue, He whacked off, jacked off, and then fucked the other two! And when he died and went to hell, He fucked the devil's daughter and his wife as well. And on his tombstone it did read, He lies the body of a fucking machine! I found it odd that Canadian soldiers would sing about a Ranger, but it was funny nonetheless! |
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| Author: | phiscott [ Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:37 am ] |
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I'm looking over my dead dog Rover, the one I ran over with the mower. His legs are missing and his tale is gone, his guts are spread all over the lawn! |
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| Author: | fatbasturd [ Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:55 am ] |
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little jack horner sat in the corner eating his christmas pie he stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said FUCK I thought this was apple |
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| Author: | Kelsey Rader [ Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:38 am ] |
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now listen here: jack & jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high unzipped his fly and said jill do you wanna? jill said yes pulled up her dress and they they had a little fun. but stupid jill forgot her pill and now they have a son. |
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