Just wait for the flies to start feasting on his body.
But I doubt even that would convince the nutjobs.
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| Author: | Newsbot [ Fri May 30, 2014 6:24 am ] |
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Title: Is This Indian Guru Dead or Meditating' $170 Million Depends On Answer Category: Religion Posted By: N_Fiddledog Date: 2014-05-29 14:18:39 |
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| Author: | DrCaleb [ Fri May 30, 2014 6:24 am ] |
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If he smells funny, he's dead. Where's my cheque? |
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| Author: | 2Cdo [ Fri May 30, 2014 6:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Is This Indian Guru Dead or Meditating' $170 Million Depends |
Just wait for the flies to start feasting on his body. But I doubt even that would convince the nutjobs. |
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| Author: | QBall [ Fri May 30, 2014 6:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Is This Indian Guru Dead or Meditating' $170 Million Depends |
$1: While all this gets decided, His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj will remain right where he is: in a commercial freezer. Take him out of the freezer. The laws of nature will tell you whether he's dead or alive quite definitively. |
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| Author: | ShepherdsDog [ Sun Jun 01, 2014 12:41 pm ] |
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2Cdo 2Cdo: Just wait for the flies Not a great determinant when it comes to Indian holy men/ascetics |
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| Author: | Thanos [ Sun Jun 01, 2014 1:32 pm ] |
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QBall QBall: $1: While all this gets decided, His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj will remain right where he is: in a commercial freezer. Take him out of the freezer. The laws of nature will tell you whether he's dead or alive quite definitively.  Check it out, man. It's a freezer geezer! 
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| Author: | Delwin [ Sun Jun 01, 2014 1:41 pm ] | ||
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No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
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| Author: | Strutz [ Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Is This Indian Guru Dead or Meditating' $170 Million Depends |
So, the police say he's dead and the courts say it's a spiritual matter. Have they considered seeking the opinion of a... hmmmm... doctor? They have medical equipment that can determine such things. 
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| Author: | Hyack [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:33 am ] |
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