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Author:  Newsbot [ Thu May 28, 2015 12:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Masturbation causes pregnant hands in afterlife: Turkish pre

Title: Masturbation causes pregnant hands in afterlife: Turkish preacher
Category: Religion
Posted By: Alta_redneck
Date: 2015-05-28 12:13:03

Author:  Alta_redneck [ Thu May 28, 2015 12:19 pm ]
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Top story of the day :lol:
And for the record I don't follow the Hindutimes, I just expanded the Sun's story.
http://www.calgarysun.com/2015/05/28/ma ... evangelist

Author:  raydan [ Thu May 28, 2015 1:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Masturbation causes pregnant hands in afterlife: Turkish pre

Geesh, I'm having triplets. 8O

Author:  Thanos [ Thu May 28, 2015 1:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Masturbation causes pregnant hands in afterlife: Turkish pre

Turks are now taking birth control advice from the GOP? Keep that aspirin clenched tightly between your knees, you jezebels! :twisted:

Author:  xerxes [ Thu May 28, 2015 2:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Masturbation causes pregnant hands in afterlife: Turkish pre

Who wants to bet this idiot jacks it 5 times a day?

Author:  Jabberwalker [ Thu May 28, 2015 6:55 pm ]
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... another one of those deeply thoughtful Imams ...

He's probably the local Sharia judge and jury, as well.

Author:  GreenTiger [ Tue Jun 02, 2015 2:46 pm ]
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Tossing off is most likely a no-no during Ramadan as one is supposed to only think and do good deeds during the day {in addition to not eating).

It must make for a rather long unpleasant month.

Author:  Jabberwalker [ Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Masturbation causes pregnant hands in afterlife: Turkish pre

So, what do they cut off in punishment for that? ... your sister's genitals?

It's a matter of honor, after all.

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