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Blame the Bible. Blame Hollywood: (We're looking at you "X-Men: Apocalypse.") And, of course, blame the hit series "The Walking Dead."

Or skip the blaming altogether and begin to prepare for the apocalypse.

When that dark day comes, the wealthier among us —with their white-collar, dirt-free lifestyles—will be at the biggest disadvantage.

Fortunately, there is a place where the essential skills needed to ward off a zombie attack are taught—under the guise of a five-star vacation-- at Montana's own Paws Up resort. Rates start at $1,420/night per person during peak season. It’s expensive, but it’s a wise investment.

Dr. Ali Khan, former director of the CDC says, “If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack.”

At Paws Up, you'll hone skills to survive whatever awaits at the end of the world.

Author:	Newsbot [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:11 am ]
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Title: Where rich people learn how to survive the apocalypse Category: lifestyle Posted By: N_Fiddledog Date: 2016-06-28 09:27:12

Author:	GreenTiger [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:11 am ]
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I'm told there are developers who have purchased former balistic missle launch sites and have converted them into condos for people who really want to feel safe. These things were made survive every thing short of a direct nuclear hit.

Author:	BartSimpson [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:40 am ]
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For rich people an apocalypse is when the NDP finally gets a majority in Parliament!

Author:	N_Fiddledog [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:55 am ]
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http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2016/06/2 ... lypse.html $1: Blame the Bible. Blame Hollywood: (We're looking at you "X-Men: Apocalypse.") And, of course, blame the hit series "The Walking Dead." Or skip the blaming altogether and begin to prepare for the apocalypse. When that dark day comes, the wealthier among us —with their white-collar, dirt-free lifestyles—will be at the biggest disadvantage. Fortunately, there is a place where the essential skills needed to ward off a zombie attack are taught—under the guise of a five-star vacation-- at Montana's own Paws Up resort. Rates start at $1,420/night per person during peak season. It’s expensive, but it’s a wise investment. Dr. Ali Khan, former director of the CDC says, “If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack.” At Paws Up, you'll hone skills to survive whatever awaits at the end of the world.

Author:	Thanos [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:11 pm ]
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FTFY "where rich people learn to survive the apocalypse (they created)". Hopefully it'll be a 100% egalitarian event where no one comes out intact.

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Author:	BeaverFever [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:28 pm ]
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GreenTiger GreenTiger: I'm told there are developers who have purchased former balistic missle launch sites and have converted them into condos for people who really want to feel safe. These things were made survive every thing short of a direct nuclear hit. But will they hold once the other survivors come and lay siege to them?

Author:	raydan [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 2:09 pm ]
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I'd rather go out quick... surviving the apocalypse pretty much means a slow and painful death.

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