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So basically gravity isn't real because Jesus.

ROTFL

Tricks Tricks:

So basically gravity isn't real because Jesus.

ROTFL

Some of those are pretty good. "If the Earth was round, the Mississippi would have to run uphill." [huh]

These Flat-Earthers are idiots. I've been in an airplane and seen the curvature of the Earth. I've been on the Skypod of the CN Tower and was able to see a little of the Earth's curvature. I've been on long, straight country roads in the middle of nowhere, and you can see them start to fall in the distance.

Flat-Earthers should all be shoved inside Noah's ark and sunk in the Mariana Trench.

Morons.

-J.

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Some of those are pretty good. "If the Earth was round, the Mississippi would have to run uphill." [huh]

How is there an uphill if gravity isn't a thing!?

Tricks Tricks:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Some of those are pretty good. "If the Earth was round, the Mississippi would have to run uphill." [huh]

How is there an uphill if gravity isn't a thing!?

From their perspective, if the Earth is round then 'flat' would be straight ahead, and therefore there would be a 'hill' between them and the ocean. Imagine the flat Earth - from their viewpoint - being a half sphere. Water would have to flow up that hill, to the other side to get where its going.

Lets hope if they reproduce, that the kids are educated in the public system, not home schooled.

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Tricks Tricks:

How is there an uphill if gravity isn't a thing!?

But how does a rise in elevation matter if gravity isn't real? Considering gravity is what makes us a sphere, if they think the earth is flat, they can't also believe in gravity. How does anything stay on earth without gravity!?

If you want some real laughs go talk to a hollow-earther. They make the flat-earthers look like quantum physicists in comparison. These are the kind of people that result when the education and mental-health systems get neglected by the government.

Thanos Thanos:

But... but there is a book about the hollow earth. Journey to the Center of the Earth is based off real life... right?

stratos stratos:

But... but there is a book about the hollow earth. Journey to the Center of the Earth is based off real life... right?

One of them, I think the colloidal silver man who drinks a pint of the stuff a day to keep the doctors away, told me that it's all based on a missing chapter from the Bible.

Author:	Newsbot [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:24 pm ]
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Title: Flat Earther reveals the real reason NASA is lying to us that the Earth is round \| Metro News Category: Funny Posted By: DrCaleb Date: 2018-01-29 09:53:01 Canadian

Author:	GreenTiger [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:24 pm ]
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Author:	Tricks [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:27 pm ]
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So basically gravity isn't real because Jesus.

Author:	DrCaleb [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:31 pm ]
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Tricks Tricks: So basically gravity isn't real because Jesus. Some of those are pretty good. "If the Earth was round, the Mississippi would have to run uphill."

Author:	Tricks [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:30 pm ]
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DrCaleb DrCaleb: Tricks Tricks: So basically gravity isn't real because Jesus. Some of those are pretty good. "If the Earth was round, the Mississippi would have to run uphill." How is there an uphill if gravity isn't a thing!?

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Author:	CDN_PATRIOT [ Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:39 pm ]
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These Flat-Earthers are idiots. I've been in an airplane and seen the curvature of the Earth. I've been on the Skypod of the CN Tower and was able to see a little of the Earth's curvature. I've been on long, straight country roads in the middle of nowhere, and you can see them start to fall in the distance. Flat-Earthers should all be shoved inside Noah's ark and sunk in the Mariana Trench. Morons. -J.

Author:	Hyack [ Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:05 am ]
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CDN_PATRIOT CDN_PATRIOT: These Flat-Earthers are idiots. I've been in an airplane and seen the curvature of the Earth. I've been on the Skypod of the CN Tower and was able to see a little of the Earth's curvature. I've been on long, straight country roads in the middle of nowhere, and you can see them start to fall in the distance. Flat-Earthers should all be shoved inside Noah's ark and sunk in the Mariana Trench. Morons. -J. Just get them all together and push them over the edge.....

Author:	DrCaleb [ Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:33 am ]
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Tricks Tricks: DrCaleb DrCaleb: Some of those are pretty good. "If the Earth was round, the Mississippi would have to run uphill." How is there an uphill if gravity isn't a thing!? From their perspective, if the Earth is round then 'flat' would be straight ahead, and therefore there would be a 'hill' between them and the ocean. Imagine the flat Earth - from their viewpoint - being a half sphere. Water would have to flow up that hill, to the other side to get where its going. Lets hope if they reproduce, that the kids are educated in the public system, not home schooled.

Author:	Tricks [ Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:59 am ]
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DrCaleb DrCaleb: Tricks Tricks: DrCaleb DrCaleb: Some of those are pretty good. "If the Earth was round, the Mississippi would have to run uphill." How is there an uphill if gravity isn't a thing!? From their perspective, if the Earth is round then 'flat' would be straight ahead, and therefore there would be a 'hill' between them and the ocean. Imagine the flat Earth - from their viewpoint - being a half sphere. Water would have to flow up that hill, to the other side to get where its going. Lets hope if they reproduce, that the kids are educated in the public system, not home schooled. But how does a rise in elevation matter if gravity isn't real? Considering gravity is what makes us a sphere, if they think the earth is flat, they can't also believe in gravity. How does anything stay on earth without gravity!?

Author:	DrCaleb [ Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:26 am ]
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Tricks Tricks: DrCaleb DrCaleb: Tricks Tricks: How is there an uphill if gravity isn't a thing!? From their perspective, if the Earth is round then 'flat' would be straight ahead, and therefore there would be a 'hill' between them and the ocean. Imagine the flat Earth - from their viewpoint - being a half sphere. Water would have to flow up that hill, to the other side to get where its going. Lets hope if they reproduce, that the kids are educated in the public system, not home schooled. But how does a rise in elevation matter if gravity isn't real? Considering gravity is what makes us a sphere, if they think the earth is flat, they can't also believe in gravity. How does anything stay on earth without gravity!? Look at the picture they give: Now, from their perspective, gravity is always perpendicular to the picture, not to the surface of Earth respective to the picture. So Earth looks like one big hill, the same way they think you always should be looking 'down', as if they were 2 miles tall. The obviously believe in gravity, they just don't get the concept of where gravity originates. Or they have bad 3d spacial cognition.

Author:	Thanos [ Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:31 am ]
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If you want some real laughs go talk to a hollow-earther. They make the flat-earthers look like quantum physicists in comparison. These are the kind of people that result when the education and mental-health systems get neglected by the government.

Author:	stratos [ Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:35 am ]
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Thanos Thanos: If you want some real laughs go talk to a hollow-earther. They make the flat-earthers look like quantum physicists in comparison. These are the kind of people that result when the education and mental-health systems get neglected by the government. But... but there is a book about the hollow earth. Journey to the Center of the Earth is based off real life... right?

Author:	Jabberwalker [ Wed Jan 31, 2018 5:12 am ]
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CDN_PATRIOT CDN_PATRIOT: These Flat-Earthers are idiots. I've been in an airplane and seen the curvature of the Earth. I've been on the Skypod of the CN Tower and was able to see a little of the Earth's curvature. I've been on long, straight country roads in the middle of nowhere, and you can see them start to fall in the distance. Flat-Earthers should all be shoved inside Noah's ark and sunk in the Mariana Trench. Morons. -J. The Flat Earther assumption that that last 500 years of accumulated solid evidence that the Earth is a sphere is some collosal conspiracy is entirely consistent with the mass stupid that has taken over everything, including our politics. We are a doomed species.

Author:	Thanos [ Wed Jan 31, 2018 9:40 am ]
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stratos stratos: Thanos Thanos: If you want some real laughs go talk to a hollow-earther. They make the flat-earthers look like quantum physicists in comparison. These are the kind of people that result when the education and mental-health systems get neglected by the government. But... but there is a book about the hollow earth. Journey to the Center of the Earth is based off real life... right? One of them, I think the colloidal silver man who drinks a pint of the stuff a day to keep the doctors away, told me that it's all based on a missing chapter from the Bible.

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Author:	DrCaleb [ Wed Jan 31, 2018 9:57 am ]
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Thanos Thanos: stratos stratos: But... but there is a book about the hollow earth. Journey to the Center of the Earth is based off real life... right? One of them, I think the colloidal silver man who drinks a pint of the stuff a day to keep the doctors away, told me that it's all based on a missing chapter from the Bible. The guy that looks like Papa Smurf? Why do the nutters never believe they are following a missing chapter from the Kama Sutra?