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Author: | Newsbot [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:18 am ] |
Post subject: | Massive cow named Knickers has been deemed too large to eat |
Title: Massive cow named Knickers has been deemed too large to eat Category: World Posted By: DrCaleb Date: 2018-11-28 06:12:58 |
Author: | llama66 [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:18 am ] |
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Author: | DrCaleb [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:56 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Massive cow named Knickers has been deemed too large to eat |
Should have named him Auðumbla. |
Author: | llama66 [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:29 am ] |
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DrCaleb DrCaleb: Should have named him Auðumbla. The old tales. Then said Gangleri: "Where dwelt Ymir, or wherein did he find sustenance?" Hárr answered: "Straightway after the rime dripped, there sprang from it the cow called Auðumla; four streams of milk ran from her udders, and she nourished Ymir." Then asked Gangleri: "Wherewithal was the cow nourished?" And Hárr made answer: "She licked the ice-blocks, which were salty; and the first day that she licked the blocks, there came forth from the blocks in the evening a man's hair; the second day, a man's head; the third day the whole man was there. He is named Búri[."] |
Author: | DrCaleb [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:34 am ] |
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And then Odin. I always wondered why there were so many stories about Odin, but Ymir and Buri are forgotten. |
Author: | fifeboy [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:38 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Massive cow named Knickers has been deemed too large to eat |
I don’t think we should go into cattleptic shock over all this, eating him is still a mooot point. |
Author: | llama66 [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:40 am ] |
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DrCaleb DrCaleb: And then Odin. I always wondered why there were so many stories about Odin, but Ymir and Buri are forgotten. Odin fulfilled his promise to kill all the ice giants. |
Author: | llama66 [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:43 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Massive cow named Knickers has been deemed too large to eat |
fifeboy fifeboy: I don’t think we should go into cattleptic shock over all this, eating him is still a mooot point. Hoof do you think you are with these utterly corny puns? |
Author: | BartSimpson [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:57 am ] |
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llama66 llama66: DrCaleb DrCaleb: And then Odin. I always wondered why there were so many stories about Odin, but Ymir and Buri are forgotten. Odin fulfilled his promise to kill all the ice giants. Odin was a fucking bigot. |
Author: | llama66 [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:59 am ] |
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BartSimpson BartSimpson: llama66 llama66: DrCaleb DrCaleb: And then Odin. I always wondered why there were so many stories about Odin, but Ymir and Buri are forgotten. Odin fulfilled his promise to kill all the ice giants. Odin was a fucking bigot. You're just bitter because HE killed the ice giants, and you didn't. It's OK big guy, you'll get your chance. |
Author: | BartSimpson [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 9:41 am ] |
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You know me! You REALLY know me!!! |
Author: | herbie [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:36 am ] |
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New Giant Cow Enables McD's to Serve Burgers As Big As In Ads... |
Author: | Freakinoldguy [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:24 pm ] |
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fifeboy fifeboy: I don’t think we should go into cattleptic shock over all this, eating him is still a mooot point. Not to be picky but being a cow wouldn't that be a "her" or, have cattle decided to go gender fluid like the millennial's? |
Author: | DrCaleb [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Massive cow named Knickers has been deemed too large to eat |
Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy: fifeboy fifeboy: I don’t think we should go into cattleptic shock over all this, eating him is still a mooot point. Not to be picky but being a cow wouldn't that be a "her" or, have cattle decided to go gender fluid like the millennial's? $1: “He was too big to go into the export plant’s chain,” Geoff Pearson, the steer’s owner, told the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC). “We have a high turnover of cattle, and he was lucky enough to stay behind.” Edit: Most cattle destined for meat are male. |
Author: | llama66 [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Massive cow named Knickers has been deemed too large to eat |
Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy: fifeboy fifeboy: I don’t think we should go into cattleptic shock over all this, eating him is still a mooot point. Not to be picky but being a cow wouldn't that be a "her" or, have cattle decided to go gender fluid like the millennial's? I understand it to be a steer. Steers being neutered males. So calling it a cow was lazy reporting. |
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