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Author:  Newsbot [ Wed Feb 20, 2019 8:51 am ]
Post subject:  Google put a microphone in Nest Secure and forgot to tell an

Title: Google put a microphone in Nest Secure and forgot to tell anyone
Category: Tech
Posted By: DrCaleb
Date: 2019-02-20 07:34:09
Canadian

Author:  DrCaleb [ Wed Feb 20, 2019 8:51 am ]
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Now, why would you need always connected internet and a microphone to control the heat in your home? Was there some way it was done before that wasn't working? Hmmmmm.

Author:  llama66 [ Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Google put a microphone in Nest Secure and forgot to tell an

Big brother reasons.

Author:  Freakinoldguy [ Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Google put a microphone in Nest Secure and forgot to tell an

I was excited because I thought this article had something to do with nesting eagles but after finding out it's just Google being Google and spying on their customers again, meh. :roll:

Author:  DrCaleb [ Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Google put a microphone in Nest Secure and forgot to tell an

Oh goodie! Even the smoke detectors in the Nest Security package have microphones in them! I'll bet everyone who had these in their home for the past year would have liked to known that.

Author:  llama66 [ Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Google put a microphone in Nest Secure and forgot to tell an

Its to hear the screams of the burn victims.

Author:  DrCaleb [ Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Google put a microphone in Nest Secure and forgot to tell an

"Hey Google, can you tell Siri to call Alexa and unlock the front door for me?"

Author:  llama66 [ Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Google put a microphone in Nest Secure and forgot to tell an

DrCaleb DrCaleb:
"Hey Google, can you tell Siri to call Alexa and unlock the front door for me?"

Ultimate blasphemy.

Author:  DrCaleb [ Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Google put a microphone in Nest Secure and forgot to tell an

Blasphemy is fun.

Author:  llama66 [ Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Google put a microphone in Nest Secure and forgot to tell an

DrCaleb DrCaleb:
Blasphemy is fun.

You must spread your reputation point to other users before giving to the same user.


Damn it!!!!!

Author:  PublicAnimalNo9 [ Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:11 pm ]
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DrCaleb DrCaleb:
Now, why would you need always connected internet and a microphone to control the heat in your home? Was there some way it was done before that wasn't working? Hmmmmm.

Yeah, there was. Lazy c*nts actually had to get off their asses to adjust the thermostat. Gotta keep people glued to their electronic crack devices don'tcha know.

Author:  DrCaleb [ Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:15 pm ]
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PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
Now, why would you need always connected internet and a microphone to control the heat in your home? Was there some way it was done before that wasn't working? Hmmmmm.

Yeah, there was. Lazy c*nts actually had to get off their asses to adjust the thermostat. Gotta keep people glued to their electronic crack devices don'tcha know.


As a bonus, the NSA, KGB and Mossad can use them to listen in on your important conversations with your cat.

Author:  llama66 [ Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:28 pm ]
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DrCaleb DrCaleb:
PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
Now, why would you need always connected internet and a microphone to control the heat in your home? Was there some way it was done before that wasn't working? Hmmmmm.

Yeah, there was. Lazy c*nts actually had to get off their asses to adjust the thermostat. Gotta keep people glued to their electronic crack devices don'tcha know.


As a bonus, the NSA, KGB and Mossad can use them to listen in on your important conversations with your cat.

Pssst.... I think you mean the FSB. KGB doesn't exist.

Author:  DrCaleb [ Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:33 pm ]
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llama66 llama66:
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:
Yeah, there was. Lazy c*nts actually had to get off their asses to adjust the thermostat. Gotta keep people glued to their electronic crack devices don'tcha know.


As a bonus, the NSA, KGB and Mossad can use them to listen in on your important conversations with your cat.

Pssst.... I think you mean the FSB. KGB doesn't exist.


That's what they would want you to think. 8)

Come to think of it, what the acronym for the Chinese secret police? No one knows! That's how to properly run a 'secret' police.

Author:  llama66 [ Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:38 pm ]
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DrCaleb DrCaleb:

That's what they would want you to think. 8)

Come to think of it, what the acronym for the Chinese secret police? No one knows! That's how to properly run a 'secret' police.


中华人民共和国国家安全部 (or Ministry of State Security (MSS))

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