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Author:  DrCaleb [ Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:03 am ]
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stratos wrote:
Robair wrote:
Word is possible drowning.

Won't know for sure until autopsy results are in.


I don't think it will be do to the fact their bodies were about a kilometer inland from the boat. Or did I misunderstand where the bodies were found?


I think they said 1km from the boat - but they did say in a thick wooded area. Not the bank of the river. So they didn't drown, even though locals said the river will kill you if you try to swim it.

Author:  stratos [ Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:04 am ]
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Score a victory for the river then. Hell change the name to Hero River. :)

Author:  llama66 [ Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:38 pm ]
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It already is named after a Hero. It's named after The Most Noble Lord Horatio Nelson, Viscount and Baron Nelson, of the Nile and of Burnham Thorpe in the County of Norfolk, Baron Nelson of the Nile and of Hilborough in the said County, Knight of the Most Honourable Order of the Bath, Vice Admiral of the White Squadron of the Fleet, Commander in Chief of his Majesty's Ships and Vessels in the Mediterranean, Duke of Bronté in the Kingdom of Sicily, Knight Grand Cross of the Sicilian Order of St Ferdinand and of Merit, Member of the Ottoman Order of the Crescent, Knight Grand Commander of the Order of St Joachim.

Author:  DrCaleb [ Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:52 am ]
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He must be a tough one to send a text to. No room left on the screen.

Author:  llama66 [ Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:23 am ]
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Try leaving the man a voice mail. "Hello, you've reached... <25 minutes later> ...leave a message after the beep >beep!< "shit, I forgot why I called" >hangs up<

Author:  PluggyRug [ Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:01 am ]
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His voice mail say's....."kiss me Hardy"

Author:  llama66 [ Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:00 am ]
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I just re-read the history of the Nelson River, apparently it was not named for Lord Nelson. I am deeply sorry for misleading all of you.. I have failed. <commits Seppuku>

Author:  raydan [ Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:07 am ]
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...and Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! was not named for that stand-up comedian Saint.

Did you know that it has a Guinness World Record for "Most exclamation marks in a town name"? :lol:

Author:  stratos [ Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:08 am ]
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llama66 wrote:
I just re-read the history of the Nelson River, apparently it was not named for Lord Nelson. I am deeply sorry for misleading all of you.. I have failed. <commits Seppuku>


No you must go and swim the Nelson River. Purge yourself of that mistake and at the same time give homage to the river in a proper manor. PS I hear it's a killer swim. :lol:

Author:  llama66 [ Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:52 pm ]
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Little bitches took the Coward's way out.

Author:  DrCaleb [ Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:14 am ]
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And I hope they died pissing themselves, and the flies enjoyed eating their brains.

I just wish they had left a note explaining themselves. Then all the i's would be crossed.

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