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Author:  bootlegga [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:46 pm ]
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fatbasturd fatbasturd:
Just wait untill the doc puts a rubber glove on and sticks his finger up your ass and begins to roam around in there a bit'TALK ABOUT AWKWARD"


I agree it is VERY awkward...but would you rather they squish your tool with a machine like the mammography machine?

Author:  Erinites [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:50 pm ]
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fatbasturd fatbasturd:
BluesBud BluesBud:
I sympathize, I am due for the male equivalent "The Prostate Exam". My dad had a scare last year and multiple radiation treatments. So far he is Cancer free. Now I am getting worried about myself.

Seriously FB that you should be looking into. We look about the same age.
I have had one every year for the last six years :wink:


THAT WAS OUT LOUD....!!!
..OUCH...MENTAL PICTURE...LOL


























































Not that i need one every year ...I just kind of like them 8O[/quote]

Author:  fatbasturd [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:50 pm ]
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bootlegga bootlegga:
fatbasturd fatbasturd:
Just wait untill the doc puts a rubber glove on and sticks his finger up your ass and begins to roam around in there a bit'TALK ABOUT AWKWARD"


I agree it is VERY awkward...but would you rather they squish your tool with a machine like the mammography machine?
I have had worse done to it by the doc......I had a catheter shoved up the end of it so they could put dye in my urinary tract... 8O

Author:  kitty [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:14 pm ]
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fatbasturd fatbasturd:
bootlegga bootlegga:
fatbasturd fatbasturd:
Just wait untill the doc puts a rubber glove on and sticks his finger up your ass and begins to roam around in there a bit'TALK ABOUT AWKWARD"


I agree it is VERY awkward...but would you rather they squish your tool with a machine like the mammography machine?
I have had worse done to it by the doc......I had a catheter shoved up the end of it so they could put dye in my urinary tract... 8O


i saw that happen once.... he was so embarrassed. There he was in a hospital bed with two nurses "handling" him and he was soooo uncomfortable. He looked down and all he saw was a "red" penis (covered in iodine) so he just groaned and threw back his head. A minute later as they slipped the catheter into his urethra his legs shot out straight in the air and he just screamed until it finally hit his bladder. 8O That was pretty traumatic for me so i can imagine that he still remembers it very well.

Author:  BluesBud [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:33 pm ]
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kitty kitty:
fatbasturd fatbasturd:
bootlegga bootlegga:
fatbasturd fatbasturd:
Just wait untill the doc puts a rubber glove on and sticks his finger up your ass and begins to roam around in there a bit'TALK ABOUT AWKWARD"


I agree it is VERY awkward...but would you rather they squish your tool with a machine like the mammography machine?
I have had worse done to it by the doc......I had a catheter shoved up the end of it so they could put dye in my urinary tract... 8O


i saw that happen once.... he was so embarrassed. There he was in a hospital bed with two nurses "handling" him and he was soooo uncomfortable. He looked down and all he saw was a "red" penis (covered in iodine) so he just groaned and threw back his head. A minute later as they slipped the catheter into his urethra his legs shot out straight in the air and he just screamed until it finally hit his bladder. 8O That was pretty traumatic for me so i can imagine that he still remembers it very well.
I am sure he did! You sure did! :oops:

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