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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 6:24 am
 


Title: Is This Indian Guru Dead or Meditating' $170 Million Depends On Answer
Category: Religion
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2014-05-29 14:18:39


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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 6:24 am
 


If he smells funny, he's dead.

Where's my cheque?


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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 6:36 am
 


Just wait for the flies to start feasting on his body. :lol:

But I doubt even that would convince the nutjobs.


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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 6:42 am
 


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While all this gets decided, His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj will remain right where he is: in a commercial freezer.


Take him out of the freezer. The laws of nature will tell you whether he's dead or alive quite definitively.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 12:41 pm
 


2Cdo wrote:
Just wait for the flies


Not a great determinant when it comes to Indian holy men/ascetics


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 1:32 pm
 


QBall wrote:
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While all this gets decided, His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj will remain right where he is: in a commercial freezer.


Take him out of the freezer. The laws of nature will tell you whether he's dead or alive quite definitively.


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Check it out, man. It's a freezer geezer! :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 1:41 pm
 


No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:23 pm
 


So, the police say he's dead and the courts say it's a spiritual matter.

Have they considered seeking the opinion of a... hmmmm... doctor? They have medical equipment that can determine such things. :roll:


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