[Newsbot]

Title: US judge grants 'human rights' to a pair of laboratory chimpanzees
Category: Law & Order
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2015-04-21 21:14:49

[DrCaleb]

Another bad title. The judge rules biomed research chimps are more than property. A far cry from affording them rights the same as a person.

[raydan]

Somewhat misleading but accurate, they have been granted "some" human rights.

[DrCaleb]

raydan raydan:

Somewhat misleading but accurate, they have been granted "some" human rights.

As the summary says, Habeus Corpus allows the right to challenge detention, but "Person is not a synonym for ‘human being’, but designates an entity with the capacity for legal rights."

I think it should go a lot farther, but then again I'm strange. There's an entire phylum of living organisms that humans tear the genetailla off of and wear as decoration! We don't often think of what we do! The carnage!

[ShepherdsDog]

$1:

There's an entire phylum of living organisms that humans tear the genetailla genitalia off of and wear as decoration!

hey....we're men and our wives seem to like those earrings.

[andyt]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

raydan raydan:

Somewhat misleading but accurate, they have been granted "some" human rights.

As the summary says, Habeus Corpus allows the right to challenge detention, but "Person is not a synonym for ‘human being’, but designates an entity with the capacity for legal rights."

I think it should go a lot farther, but then again I'm strange. There's an entire phylum of living organisms that humans tear the genetailla off of and wear as decoration! We don't often think of what we do! The carnage!

That's what you get when you flaunt your genitals to be sucked by any passing stranger.

[DrCaleb]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

$1:

There's an entire phylum of living organisms that humans tear the genetailla genitalia off of and wear as decoration!

hey....we're men and our wives seem to like those earrings.

Women like flowers.