[Newsbot]

Title: U.S. partiers wash up in Canada, blown across Lake St. Clair
Category: Uncle Sam
Posted By: Robair
Date: 2016-08-22 09:37:28
Canadian

[Robair]

Outrageous.
We need to build a wall.
And have Trump pay for it.

[Thanos]

We'll be OK as long as this moron wasn't one of them.

[BartSimpson]

Thanks for sending them back!

Now don't bitch when we do the same for the Mexicans who 'accidentally' enter the USA!

[DrCaleb]

Any Mexican that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US. That's why they never place top 10 in the Olympics.

{ba dum pshhh}

[Robair]

Kinda funny that some were desperately attempting to swim back, afraid of landing in a foreign country without papers

[BartSimpson]

Robair Robair:

Kinda funny that some were desperately attempting to swim back, afraid of landing in a foreign country without papers

That's because they're afraid the friggin' Border Patrol won't let them back into the USA without papers!!!

[raydan]

The first group getting out of the USA in case Trump gets elected.

[DrCaleb]

raydan raydan:

The first group getting out of the USA in case Trump gets elected.

Next thing you know, they are going to pay a maikan thousands of dollars to run them over the Alaska border in the backs of pickups . . .

[Newsbot]

Title: Cost of rescuing 'over-refreshed' floating Americans frustrates Sarnia mayor
Category: Law & Order
Posted By: andyt
Date: 2016-08-23 11:29:16
Canadian

[Robair]

Well that part of the story isn't so funny

[DrCaleb]

Yea, well how much would detention camps cost while we wait to get them all repatriated?

[andyt]

People sometimes need rescuing, it's not really such a big deal. But the article says this happens every year that some of these yo yos need rescuing, so maybe it is time to charge them something.

[Hyack]

Topics merged....

[BartSimpson]

$1:

(Sarnia) City staff estimate they spent $8,178 mobilizing an exhaustive rescue to pull people from the water, elevate their body temperatures and transport them back across the border.

US $6,300 isn't too much to ask. That's a shade less than $5 per person.

Seems to me these folks should do a fund raiser and make it up to Sarnia.