llama66 llama66:
herbie herbie:
Wouldn't know, never been spit on by a llama. They let me go hug them by the neck, act all friendly
but still won't cooperate...
This is very accurate.
Scratch one on the nose, and it will regurgitate buckets of brownish green slime that can never be washed out of clothes. All you can do is strip down, burn your clothes, and hose yourself off forcing you to walk home in your undies, dripping wet.
And God help you if they get you while your mouth is open.