[Newsbot]

Title: Maxim covergirl hopeful from B.C. competing on her own terms
Category: lifestyle
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2019-06-12 12:56:10
Canadian

[llama66]

Man, it looks like she knows how to handle a rod.

[raydan]

Funny that she says "...it’s not what you look like, it’s what’s upstairs that counts" but it looks like there's a lot of money invested in her face.

[Prof_Chomsky]

raydan raydan:

Funny that she says "...it’s not what you look like, it’s what’s upstairs that counts" but it looks like there's a lot of money invested in her face.

Oh man, I was thinking the same thing. She also looks like she invested some money in her chest.

So basically, she's spent several thousand dollars trying beyond hope to make herself look young and beautiful, and NOW she wants the world to see her for "who she is inside".
Shallow. *insert word that rhymes with runt*

[llama66]

Prof_Chomsky Prof_Chomsky:

*insert word that rhymes with runt*

Why am I inserting Bunt there?

[stratos]

llama66 llama66:

Prof_Chomsky Prof_Chomsky:

*insert word that rhymes with runt*

Why am I inserting Bunt there?

I came up with blunt and stunt... either of them the right words?

[Thanos]

Need to binge a lot of blunts to be able to tolerate some of these cumb shallow nunts that get stories about them posted in the media.

[llama66]

stratos stratos:

llama66 llama66:

Prof_Chomsky Prof_Chomsky:

*insert word that rhymes with runt*

Why am I inserting Bunt there?

I came up with blunt and stunt... either of them the right words?

I think that's the Brunt of them.

[PluggyRug]

llama66 llama66:

Prof_Chomsky Prof_Chomsky:

*insert word that rhymes with runt*

Why am I inserting Bunt there?

Try "stunned".

[BeaverFever]

Thanos Thanos:

Need to binge a lot of blunts to be able to tolerate some of these cumb shallow nunts that get stories about them posted in the media.

Its Sun media that’s what they do...

[Thanos]

"Better cancel that story on the school lunch program being cancelled - our readers don't care about those little losers crying from malnutrition anyway. Run this story on the 90% made-of-plastic white girl doing something to become a D-list quasi-celebrity instead" - every tabloid editor on the planet.

[BartSimpson]

I guess I'm just happy to see a Canadian mom in the running to be a cover girl.

[BartSimpson]

Prof_Chomsky Prof_Chomsky:

*insert word that rhymes with runt*

Trying to rhyme with runt makes me grunt and confront the affront that would be a punt if a bunt was not just a stunt so to the front I will shunt the hunt for a word that will rhyme with runt.

[llama66]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Prof_Chomsky Prof_Chomsky:

*insert word that rhymes with runt*

Trying to rhyme with runt makes me grunt and confront the affront that would be a punt if a bunt was not just a stunt so to the front I will shunt the hunt for a word that will rhyme with runt.

Show off

[raydan]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Prof_Chomsky Prof_Chomsky:

*insert word that rhymes with runt*

Trying to rhyme with runt makes me grunt and confront the affront that would be a punt if a bunt was not just a stunt so to the front I will shunt the hunt for a word that will rhyme with runt.

What a c**t!