Jokes For: How To Install a Poor-man\\\'s Security System
How To Install a Poor-man's Security System:
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots - a REALLY big pair.
Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of 'Guns and Ammo' magazine.
Put a dog dish beside it - a REALLY big dog dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in an hour. Don't disturb the pit bulls - they've just been de-wormed."
Joke Category: Redneck Jokes
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Joke Submitted by: Hester [firstname.lastname@example.org]
Joke Submitted on: January 10, 2006
Joke Last Modified: January 10, 2006
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