Jokes For: A little Misunderstanding
After the southern tourist had been served in a Las Vegas
cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly,
"Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to
give me a piece of ass?"
"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?"
When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the
same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"
"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what
y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where
ah come from in Georgia, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still
need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."
Joke Category: American Jokes
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Joke Submitted by: IkeaMan [firstname.lastname@example.org]
Joke Submitted on: February 04, 2006
Joke Last Modified: February 04, 2006
This Joke was printed from Canada Kicks Ass