Jokes For: Canadian Election 2011

Politicians

A bus filled with Ottawa politicians was driving through the Lanark County countryside one day, on the campaign trail in 2011.
The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch.
A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage.
Finding the Ottawa politicians, he buries them.

That day, the Mounties come to the farm to question the man.
"So you buried all those politicians?" asked an Officer. "Were they all dead?"

The Lanark farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie."
Smart old farmer....

Joke Category: Political Jokes
Joke Author: Unknown []
Joke Submitted by: Old_Fart []
Joke Submitted on: October 19, 2010
Joke Last Modified: October 19, 2010

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